Bubz27
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Do we have a women's football forum? Or does it all go here?
As if they'd family friends. His own teammates don't even know. It's completely hush hush. They aint gunna tell Alvaro Maestre from the caf.Im from Colombia and I know family directly related to James, this is a joke.
Effeminate looking guy... check....
Out injured..... check
This all checks out
That one made me laugh out loud"they've chopped his dick off lad"
"going to be the biggest news in football when it breaks"
I think the last sentence is so funny because it sounds like it's the FA who've chopped his dick off and he didn't have any choice in the matter."going to be the biggest news in football when it breaks"
and That last sentence
That’s sexist. Women or ‘birds’ can be into gaming, too.He was plugging video games yesterday on Twitter still very much a man...
There’ll be people who genuinely believe this
If this was true rather then a ridiculous WhatsApp rumour the majority of people would be supportive, at least in public.I'm not slagging anyone off for having a laugh about it, but it's an easy example of why people hide shit like this
Anyway.
It’s the perfect urban myth. Completely lunatic while slightly plausible. He has got a very effeminate face.
The quote in itself isn’t that funny but some of the reaction videos on Twitter got me laughing.Not really that funny is it? The sort of thing that a Sun reader might find funny.
I’d say they’re not very good though but in reality they smash me every timeThat’s sexist. Women or ‘birds’ can be into gaming, too.
I'm not slagging anyone off for having a laugh about it, but it's an easy example of why people hide shit like this
Anyway.
Yeah agreed, it's such a ludicrous story in the way it's constructed.I wouldn't be laughing if I thought there was any chance of even a shred of truth in it. The idea of a trans woman isn't funny, but the way the post is constructed like a grand conspiracy is brilliant.
Season | Injury | from | until | Days | Games missed |
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20/21 | Calf Injury | Feb 22, 2021 | Apr 1, 2021 | 38 days | 5 |
20/21 | Calf Injury | Feb 7, 2021 | Feb 13, 2021 | 6 days | 1 |
20/21 | Calf Strain | Dec 6, 2020 | Dec 31, 2020 | 25 days | 5 |
20/21 | Groin Injury | Oct 26, 2020 | Nov 6, 2020 | 11 days | 1 |
20/21 | Knock | Oct 18, 2020 | Oct 24, 2020 | 6 days | - |
20/21 | Knock | Oct 15, 2020 | Oct 16, 2020 | 1 days | - |
19/20 | Hip Injury | Feb 7, 2020 | Feb 17, 2020 | 10 days | 2 |
19/20 | Medial Collateral Ligament Injury | Nov 15, 2019 | Dec 23, 2019 | 38 days | 8 |
19/20 | Unknown Injury | Nov 1, 2019 | Nov 11, 2019 | 10 days | 3 |
19/20 | Calf Injury | Aug 26, 2019 | Sep 13, 2019 | 18 days | 1 |
18/19 | Calf Problems | Apr 28, 2019 | May 19, 2019 | 21 days | 4 |
18/19 | Adductor problems | Apr 18, 2019 | Apr 23, 2019 | 5 days | 1 |
18/19 | Ruptured knee ligament | Nov 13, 2018 | Jan 2, 2018 | 315 days | - |
18/19 | Cold | Oct 28, 2018 | Nov 1, 2018 | 4 days | 1 |
18/19 | Ankle problems | Aug 9, 2018 | Aug 22, 2018 | 13 days |
Aye, such a shame. What a talent.I feel sorry for him. He’s one of the most gifted footballers I’ve seen play for us but his muscles are ruined. It’s a given that he will only be able to play 20-30 games a season now.