One day.
Television James Corden
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The "line them up" technique perfected by Dwight Schrute but yeah otherwise I see where this guy is coming from
Where would you even aim at Corden? Even if you went for his head the excessive fat would kill all momentum of the bullet. You’re far likelier to kill yourself on the ricochet.
Either way, he would be out of your life, so win win.
I’d shoot him in the kneecap and let him bleed out
Shoot his bag of chips and watch him cry to death.
I would wait until he was back on stage with Coldplay. With the right kind of aim, we could be looking at 5 birds with 1 stone.
Will you all hate me if I say I hate Morgan more than Corden?
Is this the worst thing Meghan has ever done?
Wanker
What's he done now to bump this, or is this a reminder of his wankness?
Either scenario is well appreciated nonetheless.
Not this year either 
We go againNot this year either
Big year next year
Hopefully a massive year with the cholesterol that comes with it.
I hope he has a good 2023
I think I’d be ok with nuclear fallout in 2023 if it took him too, you know.
I hope he starts a Twitter feud with Greta Thunberg in 2023
He should email a list of fast food franchises he's frequented to cantfitthroughthisdoor@extralarge.com
Does it really need the @extralarge.com? It’s unrealistic
Why would Greta have an email address that says canfitthroughthisdoor? Is she saying she can't fit through a door?
Wanker
He could enter the Big Brother house with Hitler, Stalin and Saddam and still get the public elimination vote first.
Harsh on {insert poster}
Prick
8 fecking million?
It's absolutely hideous too.
Did he design it in a C shape because he’s a massive narcissist? Whatever, I’m going to assume that’s exactly how it went down.
I assumed the giant C was for c*nt
I think the C is for Cebab.
Wanker
One day.
Hope he's doing alright
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