God, I absolutely loathe that fat bastard.
Television James Corden
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James Cordon on stage with Coldplay.
Peakiest of peaks.
Peakiest of peaks.
Say what you want about Hitler but at least he never sang with Coldplay.
You're just as bad as Corden. Didn't expect anything else from a Chelsea fan in fairness.
Feels wrong for a thread about James Corden to be in the "Entertainment" forum.
Anyway...
Anyway...
Fat cnut.
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be this hard
Isn't this wet wipe supposed to be a 'comedian'?
I was waiting for it to get good but his voice was almost as annoying as Corden’s and all he had was the Reddit ama and Patrick Stewart spat. Yawn.
Tosser
Nah he's a top bloke, just misunderstood.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Gavin and Stacey. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Gavin's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Gavin and Stacey truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Gavin's existential catchphrase "Pete's already eyeing up my Bhunas" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Gavin and Stacey tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Very good but Dan Harmon didn't work on Gavin and Stacey
Limmy, on the money as usual.
Corden is amongst the most insufferable wankers around.
He should do a carpool karaoke with Robin Thicke
I've never understood the appeal of Carpool Karaoke. Never mind James Corden, but artists sitting in a car singing their own songs just seems weird to me. If they were singing for example their favorite songs by other artists it would make more sense.
He should do carpool drive into a concrete wall.
That’s not fair on the bloke driving the car pulling the trailer Corden’s car is on
He or she is knowingly contributing, I’m ok with that collateral damage.
Carpool Kamikaze
Still not dead yet this thread is bumped. So cruel.
Needs a (he hasn't died) in the title
Apparently cast in the next Fantastic 4 and the next Addams Family film. How?!
He grows stronger
He does that every morning, he can do a thousand nowHe pours the the tears of the haters on his Corn Flakes every morning. And gravy.
Absolutely no way he's Reed Richards in fantastic four.
Americans love him but Americans love Trump so that explains a lot
He’s literally everything that is wrong with everything.
fecking gump
He's so popular in America because he is a sycophantic arselickin wankstain and they haven't got the same cynicism that people over here have. Americans wake up in the morning and look in the mirror, saying "Who's the best? You are! Now go out there and give 'em hell!" Brits wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and say "Oh, it's you again, ya cnut!" Therefore, when he bumlicks American celebrities, they think: "This guy knows his shit. I AM an incredible person with enormous talent!" But in the UK they might smile but inside they're thinking: "What's this fat cnut's game here?"
Really liked him in Gavin and Stacey as Smithy but other the years he has really started to irritate me.
I really hate the fact he has put on that fake British accent now.
I really hate the fact he has put on that fake British accent now.
We're so lucky to have him
This is nonsense wrapped up in an even bigger load of nonsense. Not one word of this is right.
