Kaush949
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Tough crowd in here…
Perhaps Marvel has lowered the standards of cinema?
Tough crowd in here…
Tough crowd in here…
Malek was incredibly hammy, trying to bulge his eyes, keep his head from moving, and refraining from blinking... because, see, he's like a reptile! He was one tiny degree away from being a total parody of a Bond villain.What’s everyone’s opinion on Rami Malek’s performance? I found him a bit underwhelming as far as Bond villains go.
People who are tired of the franchise idea should not work on it. It's that simple. We've seen this before with killing off Superman, killing off Batman, killing off whoever.
Bond exists in a parallel timeline, where he can be played by Connery, Lazenby, all those other dudes across decades, and still be a Bond for today. There was absolutely no reason to kill him. One of the great joys of Bond is that he can't be killed. He always escapes. He always ends up winning. He always does it looking cool, too. That is Bond.
This was something else. "Let's take Bond, denature him, take away his invulnerability, get rid of the fantasy elements of being the world's greatest secret agent (or was that Danger Mouse?), create a new 007 who has zero charisma and zero screen presence, and then come up with some cockamamie plot line that Bond (or his associates at MI6) would never have been able to check in on his very-public ex-girlfriend and tell him the news. The new agent with the 007 designation is the anti-Bond: female and black. The filmmakers here were trying to make an anti-Bond film, but the question is why?
In "Goldeneye" we meet Alex Trevelyan (Sean Bean), who is 006. There is simply no reason to reinvent Bond the way they did it. Leave Bond as Bond, and they should have introduced the new 007 as being the new 008 (or any of the double 0 agents). The Broccoli family really wants to open up the "Bond universe" and has hired someone to write a bunch of new stories in the Bond universe but not featuring Bond. I'm actually surprised they have never exploited the other 00 agents' stories. Idris Elba was mooted at one point as a Bond actor, why not make him a 00 agent and give him his own story and mannerisms? There were myriad ways to freshen up Bond without cutting his balls off, putting a leash on him, and finally killing him.
Sometimes franchises need new life breathed into them, and Bond was no exception. After the silliness of the later Moore films, and the gadget tomfoolery of the Brosnan films, they brought the story back to earth with Casino Royale. Bond was a brute, a trained killer, but charming as feck. It's okay to reinterpret part of who Bond is, like, I could never picture Roger Moore winning a fist fight, or doing parkour, or any one of a million things that Craig did better. The Bond franchise itself had become dusty and smelled of mothballs. They tried addressing this with Judi Dench calling Bond a dinosaur (or even casting Judi Dench in the first place), because the makers were uncomfortable with the Frankenstein's monster they had made: Bond is a killer, Bond shags lots of women, Bond is the ID writ large.
Now Bond is supposed to be a sensitive daddy something something.
I was very disappointed with Fukunaga's directing, and/or PWB's writing. This script was charmless. The dialogue was flat. The sci-fi nanobots thing was stupid. Why ground all of this in a reality similar to our own and then do this? It's about on par with Pierce Brosnan's invisible sports car. Just stupid.
Killing Bond at the end was a bad decision. He was already retired and out of the game when the film started. That plus the specific nanobot curse where he can't touch anyone related to him just smacks of someone having an agenda against Bond in the first place.
I personally don't like superhero movies. If I made one, I would probably try to kill the superhero, take away all of his/her magical powers, and create a secret movie within the superhero movie that would appeal to me. I feel this is what happened here. If you don't love Bond, don't make a Bond film.
I don't get the "there was no reason to kill Bond" argument. There was as much reason to kill him as there is to kill any character at the end of that sort of story arc. It's a pretty straightforward and natural conclusion. In fact if there's any criticism to be levelled at it it's that it's not a particularly novel or shocking twist, so it says a lot that it's the most innovative thing this franchise has done in decades.
And the notion that it swayed under some sort of culture war is absolute horseshit too. People were primed to think that way because of the "female 007" stories and PWB involvement in advance but there was nothing particularly "woke" about it, unless you just generally count being a film from the 2020s and not the 1960s as being woke. In which case the rest of the world around you must be a fright. It's already over a quarter of a century since Bond was being openly described as a "sexist, misogynist dinosaur" on-screen, there's nothing particularly wild here.
In fact the most relevant point to any culture war arguments is the lazy assumption by some that PWB must have been brought in to deal with the female characters or do vaguely feminist things with the script, as if that's the only quality a woman who created an acclaimed spy thriller series and acclaimed comedy series might have in a spy thriller with comedic elements. Which actually is sexist.
The actual problems with the film are ones that have popped up in a lot of previous Bond installments: weak premise, weak plot and weak villain.
People who are tired of the franchise idea should not work on it. It's that simple. We've seen this before with killing off Superman, killing off Batman, killing off whoever.
Bond exists in a parallel timeline, where he can be played by Connery, Lazenby, all those other dudes across decades, and still be a Bond for today. There was absolutely no reason to kill him. One of the great joys of Bond is that he can't be killed. He always escapes. He always ends up winning. He always does it looking cool, too. That is Bond.
This was something else. "Let's take Bond, denature him, take away his invulnerability, get rid of the fantasy elements of being the world's greatest secret agent (or was that Danger Mouse?), create a new 007 who has zero charisma and zero screen presence, and then come up with some cockamamie plot line that Bond (or his associates at MI6) would never have been able to check in on his very-public ex-girlfriend and tell him the news. The new agent with the 007 designation is the anti-Bond: female and black. The filmmakers here were trying to make an anti-Bond film, but the question is why?
In "Goldeneye" we meet Alex Trevelyan (Sean Bean), who is 006. There is simply no reason to reinvent Bond the way they did it. Leave Bond as Bond, and they should have introduced the new 007 as being the new 008 (or any of the double 0 agents). The Broccoli family really wants to open up the "Bond universe" and has hired someone to write a bunch of new stories in the Bond universe but not featuring Bond. I'm actually surprised they have never exploited the other 00 agents' stories. Idris Elba was mooted at one point as a Bond actor, why not make him a 00 agent and give him his own story and mannerisms? There were myriad ways to freshen up Bond without cutting his balls off, putting a leash on him, and finally killing him.
Sometimes franchises need new life breathed into them, and Bond was no exception. After the silliness of the later Moore films, and the gadget tomfoolery of the Brosnan films, they brought the story back to earth with Casino Royale. Bond was a brute, a trained killer, but charming as feck. It's okay to reinterpret part of who Bond is, like, I could never picture Roger Moore winning a fist fight, or doing parkour, or any one of a million things that Craig did better. The Bond franchise itself had become dusty and smelled of mothballs. They tried addressing this with Judi Dench calling Bond a dinosaur (or even casting Judi Dench in the first place), because the makers were uncomfortable with the Frankenstein's monster they had made: Bond is a killer, Bond shags lots of women, Bond is the ID writ large.
Now Bond is supposed to be a sensitive daddy something something.
I was very disappointed with Fukunaga's directing, and/or PWB's writing. This script was charmless. The dialogue was flat. The sci-fi nanobots thing was stupid. Why ground all of this in a reality similar to our own and then do this? It's about on par with Pierce Brosnan's invisible sports car. Just stupid.
Killing Bond at the end was a bad decision. He was already retired and out of the game when the film started. That plus the specific nanobot curse where he can't touch anyone related to him just smacks of someone having an agenda against Bond in the first place.
I personally don't like superhero movies. If I made one, I would probably try to kill the superhero, take away all of his/her magical powers, and create a secret movie within the superhero movie that would appeal to me. I feel this is what happened here. If you don't love Bond, don't make a Bond film.
A discussion on the books, and the other Bonds' longevity.Wow, what a brilliant piece of writing - to call it a 'post' would be an injustice.
I'm going to print it off and give it to my (teenage sons) to read, they enjoyed 'No Time to Die' and just don't get why I'm so annoyed about it.
I'm guessing you are a bit of a superfan? Because there is a trilogy of books in the pipeline - set in the 00x universe - it is already on Amazon for a Sept 2022 release see: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Double-Boo...ds=Kim+Sherwood&qid=1636403435&s=books&sr=1-1
Screenrant calls it: "... a new trilogy of James Bond novels that will expand the 007 universe with a "feminist perspective."
I can't wait for that!
A discussion on the books, and the other Bonds' longevity.
The Bond films are one of the few things people in my family can agree on. The bad guys are clearly bad guys, the hero is clearly an avatar of unrestrained teen boy fantasies, the woman are always stunning, the wealth porn is always ostentatious. After Craig's "Casino Royale" I went and bought the first four novels. They are not great. However, they really captured the tone of the first novel with the movie version of "Casino Royale". Bond wasn't a louche globetrotting pussyhound. Things got progressively weirder or looser with each novel, but again, they are not well-written books. As to the new novels being written, I don't really care about anything written from "a feminist perspective"; I only care if they are interesting to read. The originals are marginally readable so the new ones can't be too much worse.
The argument against killing Bond is, if it's okay to kill Bond after the 5th film (in the Craig timeline), then we should have seen Sean Connery's Bond killed after "Diamonds Are Forever". We should have seen Lazenby get it in the neck in "On Her Majesty's Secret Service". Then we should have seen Roger Moore get killed in "A View To A Kill" (which would have been a mercy killing). Timothy Dalton, likewise, should get killed in "License To Kill", and Pierce Brosnan should get killed in "Die Another Day".
If someone thinks all of those deaths would make sense to the franchise, story, history of Bond, then their belief that Craig's Bond should also be killed makes sense. If someone does not think the other Bonds should be killed, then there is no reason for Craig's Bond to die.
It's just like in the Superman or Batman universe. Michael Keaton, George Clooney, Val Kilmer, Christian Bale, Robert Pattinson are all playing a character reinvented (mostly) each time for a new audience. That's progress/evolution. An actor taking the role, such as Bale, and then insisting that the character get killed off has nothing to do with Batman and everything to do with the actor's relationship to the material.
The easiest example of this is Harrison Ford's relationship to Han Solo. Famously he didn't want to return after "Empire" and insisted his character get killed then so he wouldn't have to play it anymore, and the compromise was putting him in a Carbonite Skinner Box. To get Ford to come back after the initial trilogy, guess what his demand was? Yes, that Solo gets killed for real this time. It has nothing to do with fans' love of the character or franchise or even logic; it is only because the actor is tired of the role.
As to Phoebe Waller-Bridge coming in at Craig's insistence to do something to the script: I don't think it worked. My understanding is that she was brought in to punch up the female characters. I don't know if it helped Seydoux (who was as appealing as soggy bread), or if it was mainly for Lashana Lynch's character, or what, but the dialogue had no flavor. If Nomi's only real role in the film was to give audiences a preview that the next 007 might be a black female, as sort of a virtue signaling / panic inducing shot across the bow, then good for them. What I think would be interesting is to have a female 007 who is let off the chain like Connery's Bond was. I'd love to see a fantasy version of the female ID. I'd love to see a female 007 shoot people's dicks off and feck anything that moved, if they wanted to. It would be awesome. Part of the trick here is to leverage the traditional British mannerisms of politeness and coldness and remaining emotionally uninvolved with the hotblooded spectacle of murder and sex and violence and exotic locales and wealth porn toys. Bond works because he plays against the British archetype.
As has been mentioned, Bond in the past was a chauvinistic, womanizing, asshole. One film, "Thunderball", he even can be adjudged to have raped someone: he forces himself on her after she says "no", and then forces her to have sex with him in order to maintain a secret. Plus there's the whole "killing people" thing which people don't seem to have a problem with. There is a lot of material that could be examined and held up to today's zeitgeist: we could have seen arguments relating to Brexit and Britain's role in world affairs, we could have seen arguments about the morality of giving anyone a license to kill, we could have seen Bond's chauvinism played out against the new 007's competence. The point is, there was a lot of room to have Bond still be Bond, and to exist in 2021 with whatever agenda anyone has/had.
When we get away from the core of who and what Bond is, then we might as well go watch Tom Cruise as a version of Bond in the "Mission: Impossible" films, or if we want it grittier, go watch Matt Damon in the "Bourne" films. If you want it sillier, go watch the "Kingsmen" films. If you want Bond to be a proper English gentleman of fine breeding and only the best schools and all that class system horseshit, go watch John Steed in "The Avengers," he's even got the bowler hat and umbrella. There is a reason Bond has endured for 60 years. Maybe people just like spies. Maybe people just like each actor that gets to play Bond and it has nothing to do with what Bond is. Ultimately it is a consumer product and consumers can choose to see these films or not.
For my money, Bond isn't as interesting as it used to be because it's not fun anymore. "Casino Royale" was grim, but it's probably my favorite Bond film. 2nd would be "Live And Let Die". They are two very, very different interpretations of Bond. I'd say they should be bracketing the possibilities for Bond. I don't want it any grittier than Bond getting his balls smashed with a monkey fist, and I don't want it any sillier than Bond shagging every female in the movie while the villain has to be killed 3 times. There's also the scene where Moore runs across the snouts of alligators to escape a predicament, which is Bond resourcefulness and silliness at it's finest.
Bond is fantasy. Bond is also a product of and for its time. Again, the people who made this Bond film did not love Bond and they obviously did not want the Bond idea/franchise to continue because they killed him off. There is no reason to have done this because there are new novels being written in the Bond universe with new characters that can be as woke as anyone could possibly hope for. These new novels were no threat to Bond being Bond. 007 can continue but Bond is dead for no reason.
"Moonraker" gets last place for me. I also didn't like "The World Is Not Enough". I'm an apostate because while I like Connery I think most of his Bonds just don't hold up.Thank you again for your contribution, another interesting read. I only strongly disagreed with one thing and that is your opinion of 'Live and let Die' one of my least favourites of them all!
Its funny, there was one of those ranking things of all the films done recently (Radio Times I think) and quite strangely each actor (who had done several) had some at the top and some at the bottom. For example Sean Connery: 'Goldfinger' was 2nd or 3rd (I'm struggling to recall exactly) whilst 'Diamonds are Forever' was really low down. With Moore - 'The Spy Who Loved Me' was high up, whilst 'View to a Kill' was right far down (correctly so in my opinion - he really should have stopped after 'For Your Eyes Only'). With Daniel Craig, 'Casino Royale' was number 1 I think, whilst again 'Quantum of Solace' was near the bottom. Pierce Brosnan - 'Goldeneye' was right up there, but 'Die Another Day' in one of the bottom slots.
It goes to show, its not just the actor in the role that matters, there are other factors at play.
For what its worth I put 'No Time to Die' in last place, even behind 'Never Say Never Again' (which I actually prefer to Thunderball). Because as I keep trying to tell my children, its isn't really a Bond film at all.
I’m a huge James Bond fan. I had the ending to this one spoiled and I now have zero interest in watching it!
When I first read this I thought I would write to you and apologise and say that I hope its nothing that I have put onto the thread that caused this, because I have always been careful to use the 'spoiler' buttons.
However, then I thought for a moment.... you say you are a 'huge James Bond fan' yet the film came out on 30th September. Here we are 6 weeks later and you haven't seen it.... something doesn't add up.
I'm a huge James Bond fan & I saw it on 30/9/21, partly because I didn't want to have a plot twist or storyline spoilt and mainly because it had been 6 years since Spectre.
If you had written your thing say two or three days after the film came out, I'd understand, but 6 weeks.... are you sure you are a 'huge James Bond fan'?
Oh it was nothing to do with your post mate.
Easy there. I’m not claiming to be a bigger fan than you
I had the ending spoilt on a FB group that I’m a member of two days before the film was being released in the UK.
Zero chance I was going to waste money going to see it after that. I’ll wait for the blu ray release and I won’t be in a hurry to watch it
Oh I'm sorry to read that* and apologies for being a bit brusk with you before. I'm still very vexxed about this whole thing to be honest, not sure why! I think its partly because James Bond - the films especially - have been an important part of my life: the late 1970s ones I saw with me Dad - the Dalton ones with me mates, the Brosnan ones with girlfriends !!!
They are sort of milestones in my life. Also they are reminders of past Christmases when ITV always used to put one on, on Christmas day afternoon!
I remember I must have been about 11 or 12 (so 1980ish or so) and the guy over the road had bought a Video-recorder.... woo-hoo. He was going away at Xmas so lent it to me to record a list of things for him, but he said at other times I could use it myself. I recorded 'Man with the Golden Gun' on Xmas day, it sounds daft now, I used to record the top 40 off the radio into a cassette recorder, but to actually record TV and especially a bond film and then be able watch it again and again and again, was magical!
The first Daniel Craig one I had to wait for the DVD because I'd had a baby in 2005 (well my ex-wife dide!). And Spectre me and that baby - and his brother - we went to see it at the iMax in the Trafford Centre - what a mistake that was: £47 quid - and we were sat at the back so it didn't seem any bigger than a normal cinema plus it was too loud and the film was shit!
Then a six year wait and then 'No Bloody Time To Die' I curse you James Bond and I hope Jason Bourne meets you in a dark alley sometime soon and gives you a good kicking..... I'm pissed off!
*I wonder how the FB group knew the ending or were they just guessing, do you think?
I can 100% relate to everything you have said in your post. Growing up in the 80’s and 90’s James Bond was very important to me too. Christmas time, Easter and even bank holiday Monday‘s always meant that a James Bond film would be on the tele.
They weren’t readily available on video so the few and far between showings made it into a real event when they were on ITV.
I’ve not been a huge fan of the Daniel Craig movies. I thought Casino Royale and Skyfall were great but for me JB is like a super hero that is undefeatable regardless of the situation. I don’t want to see him put into hyper realistic situations where he fails or comes across as old and past it. Hopefully they get back to a more traditional Bond for the next movie.
I’ve seen rumours about the next one possibly being set in the 60’s which I wouldn’t be against if I’m honest.
Who would you like to see play Bond next?
The guy in the facebook group is a movie reviewer for a paper and he’d seen it a couple of weeks before release.
Tom Hopper is also famous for playing Luther in The Umbrella Academy. Big bugger.Well I totally get that! I actually was born in the same year as Daniel Craig - only a few weeks apart actually - he is from Chester and I'm from Manchester (sadly that is pretty much all we have in common) and I enjoyed Casino Royale as he was the new, energetic James Bond (aged 37 at the time). But by Skyfall 2012, he was fecked up - couldn't shoot straight, couldn't pass the medical and that one is nearly ten years ago now!!!! Everyone raves about it and I enjoyed it, but really the end is just Home Alone! It also has thrown a spanner into the works for those people who say Daniel Craig's Bond films stand-alone and therefore they could do what they did. Not true cos in Skyfall he visits the grave, the house & he drives the Aston Martin too, the one with the gadgets not just some old DB5 he had stashed in a lock-up, in London!
I had heard that idea: about a possible 1960s set next movie, but as I have said I doubt it will happen - think about all the $$$s they get for product placement, how would that work in a 1960s period piece? Something like this perhaps - (Q to Bond) "here is a little something we are calling a 'mobile phone' it does this and this and this, please bring it back intact, when you return from the field....".... but it says "No Signal" (oops).
I believe the latest 'front-runner' is a guy called Tom Hopper - I don't know his work as I haven't seen 'Game of Thrones'.
My son thought it was the guy who presented X-Factor when I sent him this pic!
The problem is of course, everytime ITV or BBC (or Netflix or Sky) release a TV show that's a hit with some handsome 30-something bloke in it, the rumours start all over again. The Night Manager, (Tom Hiddleston), Outlander (Sam Heughan), The Bodyguard (Richard Madden), Bridgerton (Rege-Jean Page). I'm surprised the lead in Squid Game hasn't had a mention!
I will say this much, it can't be anyone > 40, so Tom Hardy has missed out & Idris Elba too which brings me to a final point: whatever they do, I hope they speed things up a bit. Connery made five films in 6 years - its taken Daniel Craig 15 yrs to do the same number. I know the pandemic was an issue and I guess the modern special effects take time to add in these days, but they really need to crack on, perhaps one every three years at least. I think that sometimes if they made the films quicker, they might actually be better and if they are not, at least we don't have to wait 5 years for them to try again!
He was decent in Black Sails tooTom Hopper is also famous for playing Luther in The Umbrella Academy. Big bugger.
? Bond's always been a pisshead.When did Bond drink that much?! Thought that was over the top.
Well I totally get that! I actually was born in the same year as Daniel Craig - only a few weeks apart actually - he is from Chester and I'm from Manchester (sadly that is pretty much all we have in common) and I enjoyed Casino Royale as he was the new, energetic James Bond (aged 37 at the time). But by Skyfall 2012, he was fecked up - couldn't shoot straight, couldn't pass the medical and that one is nearly ten years ago now!!!! Everyone raves about it and I enjoyed it, but really the end is just Home Alone! It also has thrown a spanner into the works for those people who say Daniel Craig's Bond films stand-alone and therefore they could do what they did. Not true cos in Skyfall he visits the grave, the house & he drives the Aston Martin too, the one with the gadgets not just some old DB5 he had stashed in a lock-up, in London!
I had heard that idea: about a possible 1960s set next movie, but as I have said I doubt it will happen - think about all the $$$s they get for product placement, how would that work in a 1960s period piece? Something like this perhaps - (Q to Bond) "here is a little something we are calling a 'mobile phone' it does this and this and this, please bring it back intact, when you return from the field....".... but it says "No Signal" (oops).
I believe the latest 'front-runner' is a guy called Tom Hopper - I don't know his work as I haven't seen 'Game of Thrones'.
My son thought it was the guy who presented X-Factor when I sent him this pic!
The problem is of course, everytime ITV or BBC (or Netflix or Sky) release a TV show that's a hit with some handsome 30-something bloke in it, the rumours start all over again. The Night Manager, (Tom Hiddleston), Outlander (Sam Heughan), The Bodyguard (Richard Madden), Bridgerton (Rege-Jean Page). I'm surprised the lead in Squid Game hasn't had a mention!
I will say this much, it can't be anyone > 40, so Tom Hardy has missed out & Idris Elba too which brings me to a final point: whatever they do, I hope they speed things up a bit. Connery made five films in 6 years - its taken Daniel Craig 15 yrs to do the same number. I know the pandemic was an issue and I guess the modern special effects take time to add in these days, but they really need to crack on, perhaps one every three years at least. I think that sometimes if they made the films quicker, they might actually be better and if they are not, at least we don't have to wait 5 years for them to try again!
Films in the old days were different.
In the golden days of Hollywood you would sign a contract with a Studio and work solely for them.
Connery signed with Eon and made the Bond films.
Now days, these exclusive contracts no longer exist.
So an actor can work with anyone and that's why films take longer to make sequels etc
? Bond's always been a pisshead.
He was drinking shots with Felix at start in that club, and pouring wine at every moment while he was at Q's house, and then later stopped the fight scene to fix himself a drink, thought it was too much. He was always a one drink guy from what I can remember.
Good points.
I was chatting to my son this weekend about this (the time issue) he enjoys video games, so do I actually - but him more so. He told me they have like three teams working on Call of Duty, one finishing a game for this Christmas, one half way through one for Xmas 2022 and another just in the early stages of the Xmas 2023 release (I’m guessing here, but you get the idea). Perhaps Bond films could try that, sign an actor to just do the acting, but have other teams in pre-production, music, special effects, editing etc. So we could then at least get one every couple of years, or so, not like it is now.