This thread is getting way off beat. Must be a boring day 
Jadon Sancho| Staying at Dortmund for now
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In other words, he wants to leave, and wants them to hurry up or risk losing him for even less if BD keep stalling
Stop dithering Ed
He's literally said this morning that personal terms are agreed. The fecking hæstkuka
Do it to us one more time!!! Let the internet ring true!
You remember the Pogba thread? It was carnage at times. Was quite fun though. Anyway, this is my idea of fun. Just talking shite and going off beat with other posters. Not posting some stuff from reddit ITK muppets.This thread is getting way off beat. Must be a boring day
This Jan guy is pulling our leg.
Utd and Dortmund back and forth with the briefs, getting boring now... Who am I kidding, my inner Muppet is loving it!
Regarding All this 70-30-20 stuff: is it what WE offer or what the seller wants?
He needs to feel important.
fecking hell we've already reached the stage of the transfer where people fondly reminisce bloody David Gill 
I think lingard will be worried with this transfer since his spot on the bench will be in danger.
Who? Where are these reports?
This dick has been tweeting the tough stance of Dortmund like its his own money.
He's making up reports from thin air now.
I think that's what they want and we would prefer 60 up front. That's my take
He's gotten more air time on footy shows and recognition in 2020 over the Haaland and Sancho deals than he has the previous 4 years
Definitely get the feeling he's milking it as much as he can
He's probably reading this thread
It is a very insignificant difference if true - can be easily structured (if the grand total is already agreed, of course)
Don't worry. The parties involved are all sitting in front of their Zoom screens laughing at the shit show these supposed ITK's" come up with.
I don’t blame him for it. It’s his livelihood and you’d be stupid not to capitalise on this. Fact of the matter, as long as Ole is at United, we have become very important to him outside covering Germany.He's gotten more air time on footy shows and recognition in 2020 over the Haaland and Sancho deals than he has the previous 4 years
Definitely get the feeling he's milking it as much as he can
Are you so sure about that? I mean, he has pace and flair, but is he really a brilliant winger? If so, what does that make Sancho? An über-super-duper-brilliant winger?
Here's a statistical comparison between the two, for some added context.
Zaha:
Sancho:
But sure, we should sign Zaha and Grealish instead.
I am for signing Sancho rather than these 2 - but to compare stats when one guy is playing for the 2nd best team in Germany, and the other 2 are playing for teams at the bottom of the P.L is perhaps not quite fair. The way I see it - Grealish stats for that Villa-side are just as good as Sanchos stats for Dortmund. And no - no one should interpret that as me saying I would rather have Grealish
Whilst he is in bed
I can't believe you would have Grealish, ridiculous,
During short breaks between succession of wanks
Seems like a wum more than anything else.
This tweet literally makes no sense. We should be careful because if we don’t agree a fee and sign Sancho he’ll stay at Dortmund...fantastic insight. Dortmund are the ones with the tough stance - they’ve dictated it MUST be done by August 10th.
WankAage fjortbitybalt
They could have at least changed the words 'walk away' to make the brief less obvious. Skidaddle?
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Albert Einstein said:
Should be banned from posting his tweets. Guy is full of bs
You know what? You don't scare me. I was trained by shaolin monks to kill a man using the simple artform known as "bashing their head in with a brick fifteen to sixteen thousand times". Xoxoxo
Sick of this shit. Let me know when he signs.
Disagree because when he says what we want to hear it’s great.
I'd like to sign Sancho but I'm not going to commit suicide if we don't sign him, so long as the squad is strengthened.
My suspicion is this is all posturing and that in the end United will do the deal. I also imagine there are people at United who don't mind the social media engagements and 'buzz' that day after day of speculation brings.
That being said United have missed out on better players than Sancho e.g. Ronaldinho. C'est la vie. If United really have decided to draw a line in the sand and stop overpaying for players, I'll accept it (even respect it in a way). However, only if the club signs other players to cover the gaps in our squad.
Its true that Sancho would level up our squad. Its not true that if we fail to get him there's nobody better than Mata, Lingard, Andreas or James that we could bring in to upgrade our wide right or attacking midfield options. We cannot be left in a position where the likes of Bruno are bent over from exhaustion on the pitch cos our backups aren't good enough to make a difference against mid-table teams.
If we aren't willing to pay £100m on one player that's fine. However, Bruno Fernandes didn't cost half that. So we should be able to find a few players that can fill our problem positions if we're smart.
My suspicion is this is all posturing and that in the end United will do the deal. I also imagine there are people at United who don't mind the social media engagements and 'buzz' that day after day of speculation brings.
That being said United have missed out on better players than Sancho e.g. Ronaldinho. C'est la vie. If United really have decided to draw a line in the sand and stop overpaying for players, I'll accept it (even respect it in a way). However, only if the club signs other players to cover the gaps in our squad.
Its true that Sancho would level up our squad. Its not true that if we fail to get him there's nobody better than Mata, Lingard, Andreas or James that we could bring in to upgrade our wide right or attacking midfield options. We cannot be left in a position where the likes of Bruno are bent over from exhaustion on the pitch cos our backups aren't good enough to make a difference against mid-table teams.
If we aren't willing to pay £100m on one player that's fine. However, Bruno Fernandes didn't cost half that. So we should be able to find a few players that can fill our problem positions if we're smart.
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