I've uncelebrated Ole's goals.

how much do you think i can sell the headline “ole goner solskjaer” for, when he’s inevitably sacked?
 
Norway would they print that

probably not, they didn’t go for “ole gunnar shitshow” after the 5-0 either. maybe my red top headlines just aren’t as good as i think they are.
 
If only someone shoved Samuel Kuffour in between Teddy and Ole.
 
I've uncelebrated all of SAF's titles because he supports him. Take that old man. And all of our former players who are now pundits are practically dead like wood to me. Also I think I'm going to hack off both my hands for applauding our goals in the past. Honestly seems like the only appropriate reaction to the current situation to me.
 
i’ve found some full reruns of time team on youtube in case anyone else wants something to watch instead of the watford game. i bet ole is the type to walk through a cleaned back trench.
 
Like I said in the general. Two years ago I had the chance to either go Denmark or Norway from Sweden. I picked Denmark. I will never regret that decision
 
Me and some friends are going up to the border to cut away Norway from Scandinavia and push it out to sea. Hope it doesnt float your way....
 
let’s not start using threads created by redcafe intelligentsia to begin peddling crackpot theories like the pyramids weren’t built by lizard people.

Of course they weren't, they were built by a race of intelligent Frogmen.
 
The wrinkle faced assassin.
Training Fred and McTominay every day would age anyone.

This is your brain...

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This is your brain on McFred...

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McFred. Not even once.