It's war. Who fights alongside you?

Ooh I love mad threads like this!

Cantona (code name ‘Kung Fu Collar King’)

He would excel in hand to hand combat as well as giving confusingly philosophical warm up speeches and debriefs.

Vidic (code name ‘Hitman’)

Willing to rush into situations no one else would and defend our territory to the absolute last.

Stam ( code name ‘ Orange cnut ‘)

He would say little to nothing and would unnerve even our own side by how calm he seemed after murdering many of our foes.

Keane ( code name ‘Fighting Irish’ )

Absolute warrior who could be sent berserk before key fights by being shown a short clip of J Lingz and Pogba.

Ravel Morrison ( code name ‘ Asbo’ )

In an attempt to escape the street life he’s signed up to go to war. Turns out to have a surprisingly good heart and always willing to put the kettle on between battles.
 
JLingz - cocky little ferret bastard, good at getting underneath fences and causing mischief/mayhem
Sanchez - piano skills bastard, to keep troop morale high playing ‘great balls of fire’ after successful enemy raids.
Giggsy - Cunning bastard, good poker face and quesrionable morality. Not afraid to ‘get his hands dirty’
Kagawa - nimble little bastard, useful for reconnaissance, sniper and dancing to ‘great balls of fire’.
Schmeichel - massive bastard, good at shielding troops from mines, explosions, rail guns and sniper fire.
 
FiiiiveTenHaaags said:
Ooh I love mad threads like this!

Cantona (code name ‘Kung Fu Collar King’)

He would excel in hand to hand combat as well as giving confusingly philosophical warm up speeches and debriefs.

Vidic (code name ‘Hitman’)

Willing to rush into situations no one else would and defend our territory to the absolute last.

Stam ( code name ‘ Orange cnut ‘)

He would say little to nothing and would unnerve even our own side by how calm he seemed after murdering many of our foes.

Keane ( code name ‘Fighting Irish’ )

Absolute warrior who could be sent berserk before key fights by being shown a short clip of J Lingz and Pogba.

Ravel Morrison ( code name ‘ Asbo’ )

In an attempt to escape the street life he’s signed up to go to war. Turns out to have a surprisingly good heart and always willing to put the kettle on between battles.
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Red_Manc_M15 said:
Maybe but I reckon just one high kick from him to either side of my chin and I'd be lights out.
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Allowing yourself to be kicked in the chin is quite difficult unless you have the reflexes of a manatee.
 
From the ones I've seen

Vidic (never seen him back down)
Keane (pure aggression and leadership)
Rooney (young version. Absolute fire in his belly)
Evra (he has that mad spirit in him even if he's not the biggest)
Rojo
 
I’d go with whoever is the tallest and biggest. They make better markers while I sneak to safety
 
The Irish Brigade
Gregg
Moran
McGrath
Whiteside
Keane

Scots Guards
Sir Matt
Law
Holton
Buchan
Jordan

Welsh Dragoons
Jimmy Murphy
Mark Hughes
Mike Thomas
Old Savage
Young Savage

English Rifles
Edwards
Mark Jones
Foulkes
Stiles
Bruce.

Foreign Legion
Cantona
Vidic
Stam
Schneichel
Ruud
 
EtH said:
Allowing yourself to be kicked in the chin is quite difficult unless you have the reflexes of a manatee.
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I get that but then how does a superfit fighter get KO'd by the same method? Check out the lastest UFC and you'll see my point.

Some things are just too fast and some things are super slow mo like our captain.
 
  • Becks - will smell lovely and have all the products to rid the stench from the trenches
  • Stam - his stare would scare the bejaysus out of enemy
  • Scholesy - when you need your toenails chewed
  • Evra - for the pantomime giggles
  • Schmeichel - You and 6 of your mates can hide behind
 
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ROFLUTION said:
David May
Paul McShane
Mads Timm
Ben Amos
Richard Eckersley

They might be skinny, but they're all gingers with nothing to lose
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You pick 5 gingers .- and you leave out the hardest of them all - the main who got into a fight (and got sent off) with a player who called him a ginger nut ? Nicky Butt
 
lysglimt said:
You pick 5 gingers .- and you leave out the hardest of them all - the main who got into a fight (and got sent off) with a player who called him a ginger nut ? Nicky Butt
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yeah, but he made it - he got too much to lose. The others are more Savage than Robert.
 
1) Bobby Charlton - looked the part as a wise Commanding Officer

2) Massimo Taibi - war is won by flair

3) Fabien Barthez - see (2) above

4) Sheringham - thinking soldier

5) Keano - nuff said
 
  • Vidic - The fear factor
  • Scholes - The Sharpshooter
  • Butt - The Brawler
  • Park - The Assassin
  • Mark Hughes - The ow **** its Mark Hughes.... run
 
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