Moreover, it's the same fecking clowns who are fecking the manager. Let's go through all of the suckers I've noticed negatively today.
- McTominay... Pointless footballer and fumbles everything.
- Maguire... Absolute shambles at the back (play the offside trap, you moron!).
- Bruno... He plays as if he doesn't know how to play football anymore.
- Shaw... Just embarrassing. Mourinho may have been an asshole, but he was absolutely right about you.
- Rashford... Just retire and go into politics already. Danny Welbeck was shite by lots of standards, but you are now worse than Welbeck.
- De Gea... What the feck was that on the second Brighton goal? Does the notion of rebound control even a thing anymore?
I could carry a sign that says "I'm with stupid" and it would apply to those names at the moment.