So which part of our fanbase will buy the 3rd strip, the blind, the stupid or the drunk?
Is this next season's home kit for United?
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I really like it. Best away kit since the pink one. Gutted I never bought the pink.
I run in the pink shirt most mornings. Feel a complete badass. Quite like this white one.
A bad ass as in an ass riddled with haemorrhoids?
A bad ass as in self-mocking irony.
My kid loves the 3rd kit. I can imagine there ‘lol be lots sold, more than the away kit. I think I’ll buy the shorts too for myself, as a kit it’s horrendous, but each item individually isn’t too bad
I prefer my one
If you prefer your haemorrhoid riddled ass then that's your business.
Adidas quietly released this 'icon' shirt as well yesterday: https://www.adidas.co.uk/manchester-united-icons-long-sleeve-top/FR3853.html
The younger and more fashion conscious. If you want to stand out, there is only 1 footie shirt to wear.
Stupid hipsters, perhaps. Or drunk hipsters.
Possibly also blind hipsters (though they tend to be very hard to please).
Absolutely horrid kit.
Now that is nice. Why can’t they do a white version of this for the 3rd kit? Simple designs work best, not the eye vomit inducing dead zebra designAdidas quietly released this 'icon' shirt as well yesterday: https://www.adidas.co.uk/manchester-united-icons-long-sleeve-top/FR3853.html
Hipsters are probably more likely to buy a retro kit like the one above and where it with a blazer, Shorts, Flip flops and a woolie hat
want into my local adidas store yesterday and saw this kit.
It actually looks very good in real life and I saw loads of people fussing around it and buying. I bought a pair of the socks as they compliment my gym kit and I wear long socks for deadlifts.
Think this kit will be very popular amongst the younger urban demographic, and people moaning about it, simply 'dont get it.'
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I think the 3rd kit looks great, compared to the usual generic and uninspired football kit designs this one actually fits in well with current fashion trends. Reminds me of the 2018 Nigeria home kit and that ended up selling incredibly well.
Hated that third kit on sight.
I now think it’s actually really damn nice.
I now think it’s actually really damn nice.
the should bring back the green and gold kit. now that cause ironic hipster meltdowns.
The home and away kits are pretty decent, but there really can’t be any serious argument that the third kit is horrendous.
Posters here endorsing this atrocity have to be fecking with the rest of us, which I can respect. A little levity during these troubled times is probably a good thing.
Posters here endorsing this atrocity have to be fecking with the rest of us, which I can respect. A little levity during these troubled times is probably a good thing.
Got the away top today I like it goes well with a pair of jeans and white trainers. You can’t really tell it’s green until the sun hits it, seems a more greyish, black.
Just ordered it. Yes, fecking yes.Adidas quietly released this 'icon' shirt as well yesterday: https://www.adidas.co.uk/manchester-united-icons-long-sleeve-top/FR3853.html
It would've looked good under a shell tracksuit while off your tits in The Hacienda back in the day.
Third kit looks alright to be fair but would have looked amazing in just proper stripes
I will definitely be getting the 3rd kit shirt. It will be an instant classic. Can't wait to start making money again to afford it
Matching trainers anyone?
Not sure if there are legalities relating to linking to particular UK retailers selling the item, so I’ll link to the US Adidas site
https://www.adidas.com/us/marquee-boost-shoes/EF1230.html
Not sure if there are legalities relating to linking to particular UK retailers selling the item, so I’ll link to the US Adidas site
https://www.adidas.com/us/marquee-boost-shoes/EF1230.html
The 3rd kit looks exponentially better with black shorts. Hope we never have to wear the matching ones with them
Yeah, I’m glad that I reserved the final judgment until they actually played in it. Looks quite nice with black shorts.
It cant happen. Footwear is sold to what top players wear. Players are tied to footwear of their own sponsors by the way.
Rashford has to wear Nike Mercurials.
Martial wears Puma Ultras.
If they just changed footwear overnight then obviously something would be in their contract for a massive punishment.
Can someone explain the homage to the Zebra ?
Arsenal’s shirts/branding this season is on point. Considering other teams always get something better than us, despite having the same kit manufacturer, I can only assume the problem is on our side and always has been. Helps that Emirates looks great on a shirt of course.
Tiktok generation innit.
I cant post media yet, but just seen a pic of mata, bailly, ighalo and fernandes in the gym. Wearing a green/orange/white training kit ( the colours we thought the away kit would be) and its smart AF! would of been a nice kit
store.manutd.com/en/manchester-united-training-jersey-green
If anybody could post up would be muchly appreciated
store.manutd.com/en/manchester-united-training-jersey-green
If anybody could post up would be muchly appreciated
I've placed my order already. Up the Zebras!
Let’s be honest lads, it was the kit. It blinded PSG with its baffling neurologically confusing powers. We should probably play every away game in it. In fact, feck it, we should play every game in it.. we already seem to wear it against teams we don’t clash with. So make it the home shirt. And never change it. Force all the other teams to change their kits in dutiful deference to this singular magisterial lion/nee zebra of kits....
All hail the kit of kits. The kit is dead, long love the kit!
All hail the kit of kits. The kit is dead, long love the kit!
Sorry if already thought of but surely this is VAR stealth kit. Offside proof?