Introducing the new term du jour: Barclaysman

Imagine if you scored 13 goals for Dijon in 2018/2019 and the streets will remember you as the Uber Eats Man.
 
Is @rimaldo the ultimate Carlingsman?
i’ve conquered all the carlings
i’m never gonna stop
warm tins and cold tins
i’ve drunk the fecking lot

sambuca chasers
and spewing up in ‘spoons
i’m a little englander
cos i love my fecking booze
 
Yakubu washing underrated. really good striker when fit.
 
I quite regularly think about the 2007-08 Portsmouth team.
 
My friends have been spamming me with those compilations last few days



Nostalgia is such a drug

... we're doing nostalgia for random no marks who 'peaked' in the mid-late 2010s and are still in their mid 30s?

I'm so fecking old, send help. :(
 
Luis Saha
Robbie Keane
Arteta & Cahill as a pair?
James Milner
Gareth Barry
SWP
Damien Duff