In which minute will United concede first to Chelsea?

We'll be in full panic at the back trying not to concede early again so I'll say the 13th minute before the goals start to rain in.
 
Hopeful for a win here, hopefully the feckers looking to get a new club will show what they're made of, useless fecks!
 
I’m gonna be optimistic and say the defence will last five minutes before embarrassing itself.
 
In typical Chelsea fashion, I expect you to win 4-0 - such is the form we have been on.
 
Well our last 2 games we’ve conceded in the first 5 mins, I think we’ll hold out a little bit longer this time, think we’ll concede between 7th and 12th minute. Maguire getting megged of mount who then scores the opening.
 
LawCharltonBest said:
This feels very much like Donald Trump complaining that he's hard done by on a message board for starving African kids.
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Im not complaining. You have a good record against us in the last few years and our form isn’t the best. While you guys believe the worst, I see the situation from a different point of view. I really wouldnt be surprised with a hammering and I wouldnt complain about it either, it’s just a game.
 
SirReginald said:
Im not complaining. You have a good record against us in the last few years and our form isn’t the best. While you guys believe the worst, I see the situation from a different point of view. I really wouldnt be surprised with a hammering and I wouldnt complain about it either, it’s just a game.
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I'd like your point of view.

You have my word, this match wont be a problem for Chelsea. It's not even a question of winning, its just how quickly and easily you'll do it. Norwich at Stamford Bridge would be a harder game right now than playing United.
 
9th minute. They will walk past our midfield like it doesn't exist and our defenders are going to panic and allow an easy goal.
 
Oh come on! I could do a better doomer thread than this!!! If we're gonna revel in misery before our sexy Dutch Lord and Saviour arrives then let's really go at it:

  • United need to concede three more goals to equal their worst ever defensive record in a season (54 under Jose/Ole in 18-19 season)
  • If United lose to Chelsea this will officially be our worst season points wise in premier league history. The lowest was under Moyes in 13-14 with 64 points. We would need to win all 4 remaining games to get 66 points
  • With a few more defeats United could end up with a negative goal difference for the first time ever in a PL season
  • Would have to check this one but i think we're on course for our lowest ever win total for one season (18 in 2016-2017...we are now on 15 wins)

Feel better? :( Only way is up :D
 
Likely within the first 10. 100% within the first 45.
 
LawCharltonBest said:
Against Liverpool it was the 5th minute

Against Arsenal it was the 3rd minute

Can we complete the sequence and concede to Chelsea in the 1st minute?

I think United will exceed expectations and really prove a lot of people wrong on Thursday by not conceding until the 9th minute. Maybe then we will get some of our pride back. Cmon United! :devil:
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Depends if Maguire is playing
 
First minute, then play shite till the last minute of extra time and get an equaliser. Job done.
 
16th minute. It will finish 4-1 with Lukaku scoring a brace just to put the final nail in the coffin of our season.
 
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