I'm making a sign for Sunday. | Another thread ends in disappointment

[Moonred]

'Oi Fat Man'

'Hello Hello, Pay attention to the sign'

 

[Amar__]

I ♡ Vangle

 

[SteveJ]

'Custis for manager'

 

[MoBeats]

"Down with this sort of thing"

 

[Manny]

"Its better then Moyes "

 

[MoBeats]

Are you paying too much on your car insurance?

"Next year will be our year"

Pure magic.

 

[sallycinnamin]

Just rob a road sign preferably the green one with GO in capital letters on it.

 

[GloryHunter07]

"DON'T STOP GOING TO THE ARSENAL, CLAUDE."

Brilliant!

 

[Manny]

"Claude for DoF!"

 

[Sir A1ex]

 

[iKeano]

The board and LvG knows exactly well how bad this season was and how the fans feel. Also i believe it's Van Gaal's last game at OT so might as well give the man a respectful sendoff.

He's gone at the end of the season don't worry about that for a minute.

Why?! He hasn't afforded a single Utd fan with any respect for two seasons, churning out shit and being an arrogant pr1ck in the process. I now even hate the word 'process' no matter the context.

I want him booed from the heavens and pelted off the pitch with cups of turd, such is my hatred for the Dutch fraud.

@Andy_Cole where are you in the ground? I'm 3103 Stretford End and was thinking of a "Ta ra Luis" banner.

 

[BeforeKeanetherewasRobson]

"2 years of excuses and it's still crap. Ta ra Louis" (twist on an old favourite)

 

[bri2013]

Enjoy the wine and a mince pie, goodbye!

 

[JoaquinJoaquin]

The board and LvG knows exactly well how bad this season was and how the fans feel. Also i believe it's Van Gaal's last game at OT so might as well give the man a respectful sendoff.

He's gone at the end of the season don't worry about that for a minute.

How about no. That's the kind of attitude that has fans clapping him at the end of each game.

Let the club know how annoyed we are with him.

 

[Glory Glory Denis Irwin]

"Leave philosophy to the philosphers Louis. We want our United back"

 

[JoaquinJoaquin]

LVG listens to Nickelback.

 

[Truedevil]

How about no. That's the kind of attitude that has fans clapping him at the end of each game.

Let the club know how annoyed we are with him.

It's the end of his reign, why would we humiliate the man who's on the brick of retirement anyway.

 

[JoaquinJoaquin]

It's the end of his reign, why would we humiliate the man who's on the brick of retirement anyway.

Because he has humiliated us fans for 2 years.

 

[Jippy]

'If top four was easy it'd be called @Cina's mum.'

 

[red_devil83]

"Leave the philosophy to Plato and stop smashing ours"

 

[Antisocial]

Good idea.

 

[The White Pele]

Draw it in the style of a Microsoft Windows error message box with the text "Manchester United has encountered the following problems" and list some of the facts in the OP.

Then have two buttons at the bottom of the box "End Process" and "Cancel" and have a cursor hovering over the former.

 

[nimic]

"How do you say 'get out' in sign language?"

 

[Truedevil]

Because he has humiliated us fans for 2 years.

He gave his best which i agree was not enough but it was up to Woodward and the board to cut ties. Any other club and he's gone in December.

 

[JustAFan]

No paedophile or rape jokes before anyone thinks of posting one. Should go without saying really but have to post it as I know what some are like.

That's a bit much to put on one sign.


Edit: should have read the whole thread

 

[RoadTrip]

"How do you say 'get out' in sign language?"

Well, you write "get out" on a sign.

 

[glazed]

How about 'Happy Retirement, Louis' and a gold watch.

 

[Badunk]

Well, you write "get out" on a sign.

 

[endless_wheelies]

Dress up as a taxi driver and hold a sign with his name.

 

[Badunk]

MISSING!

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS POODLE?



And then a picture of Fellaini.

 

[Dec9003]

Put a big game of thrones spoiler on it.

 

[glazed]

Dress up as a taxi driver and hold a sign with his name.

 

[glazed]

You could just reprise this in orange

 

[marukomu]

"LvG shat in our handbag!"

 

[montpelier]

 

[Jammydodger7]

If anything the sign should be Woodward Out!!

 

[Earthquake]

 

[adexkola]

Dress up as a taxi driver and hold a sign with his name.

 

[adexkola]

I almost want to see LVG stay for another season so we get a chance to see all the signs in this thread displayed.

Almost

 

[Art Vandelay]

Why?! He hasn't afforded a single Utd fan with any respect for two seasons, churning out shit and being an arrogant pr1ck in the process. I now even hate the word 'process' no matter the context.

I want him booed from the heavens and pelted off the pitch with cups of turd, such is my hatred for the Dutch fraud.

@Andy_Cole where are you in the ground? I'm 3103 Stretford End and was thinking of a "Ta ra Luis" banner.

The grammar of that sign is awful. You've managed to spell "feck" "off" and "Louis" wrong.

Has "Cock. Piss. Louis." been considered?