If you founded a football club, what would it be called?

Football United Club Kensington Brothers of Yeovil Soccer

Wonder if the sports broadcasters would use the first two initials or the first 3/4. Either would be satisfactory
 
Two options:

1: I'd go with something less generic

MyTeam FC™

2: Tampa Bay Bukakeneers
Jizz Hornkamp would be the first signing. LVG the coach. I want the players to be HORNY.
 
9

That was we start every away game with a 9-goal lead and every home game with a 90-goal lead. The title is in the bag.