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If you founded a football club, what would it be called?
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Football United Club Kensington Brothers of Yeovil Soccer
Wonder if the sports broadcasters would use the first two initials or the first 3/4. Either would be satisfactory
Wonder if the sports broadcasters would use the first two initials or the first 3/4. Either would be satisfactory
Eat Shit FC
115 Charges FC 
Does Enter MiAnu count? Stadium - Sub Zero
It's MY team FC
OK Cristiano
Inter frombehind
Manchester United Colors Of Benetton
Getamongstit FC
Manager would have to be Carrick though
Manager would have to be Carrick though
Santa for China FC
Man Chest Hair United
MAGA united
Teri Mardi FC
Only Fans United
O F U! Would make a great chant
Fat Feckers United
The Dangleberry Destroyers
FC Real Chavs Top Lads
Clubby McClubface
Dipper Cleansing FC
Two options:
1: I'd go with something less generic
MyTeam FC™
2: Tampa Bay Bukakeneers
Jizz Hornkamp would be the first signing. LVG the coach. I want the players to be HORNY.
1: I'd go with something less generic
MyTeam FC™
2: Tampa Bay Bukakeneers
Jizz Hornkamp would be the first signing. LVG the coach. I want the players to be HORNY.
O V.O. (only vastly outrageous) FC
9
That was we start every away game with a 9-goal lead and every home game with a 90-goal lead. The title is in the bag.
That was we start every away game with a 9-goal lead and every home game with a 90-goal lead. The title is in the bag.
Youth team then?
Ultramega FC
With Dan Gleeballs as the CEO
Rivals of Not Like Us FC
1. Adult Disneyland FC
2. Watch The Space FC
2. Watch The Space FC
heh
Ooh thats horrible...
Henk Veerman Fears No Man CF