If you founded a football club, what would it be called?

horsechoker

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You can't use any names that are already taken like Inter Yernan.

I wouldn't call my team horsechoker FC, that's a death sentence calling your team The Chokers.
 
Old Men

I'd immediately shut down the operation after playing Young Boys. Yes, it was all for that one joke.
 
YOLO FC

All out attack because YOLO - is the motto
 
You can't just name a football club Bob. That's reserved for planets.
You gotta give it a proper name, like "Edda's Used Car Parts and Nail Polish Emporium".
 
Quiff's Park Dangers

Edit - actually sounds like a 'don't talk to strangers' campaign, might need a rethink!
 
fc city of manchester.

we’d be set up in protest at the impending £25,000 fine the premier league will levy at city.
 
As with all clubs, location is paramount here so, the Nob End Fondlers or Bell End Ticklers?

We shall need new tax payer funded stadiums - The Nob-Gobblers arena in the case of Nob End and the Bollocks-bowl in the case of Bell End.
 
Boom Shakalaka FC.What player wouldn't wanna be associated with that?