If Wenger would come,would you say yes?

Originally posted by WeasteDevil:
<strong>I'll also tell you that I have a first class honours degree, a masters degree, can speak fluently in the two most spoken European languages, and earn more in a week than you do in a month.</strong><hr></blockquote>Means nowt, dipper.

;)
 
Originally posted by True Treble Reds:
<strong>Means nowt, dipper.

;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Feck off, I come from inner city Salford, less than a mile from OT.

Bollocks! ;)
 
Originally posted by WeasteDevil:
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I'll also tell you that I have a first class honours degree, a masters degree, can speak fluently in the two most spoken European languages, and earn more in a week than you do in a month.

So dont give me that shit you posh superior cnut!</strong><hr></blockquote>
Yes of course, all that and you still manage to fit in time fighting crime as Batman during the night.
 
Originally posted by One_hit_wonder:
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Yes of course, all that and you still manage to fit in time fighting crime as Batman during the night.</strong><hr></blockquote>

<img src="graemlins/houllier.gif" border="0" alt="[Houllier]" />

A true nut pot we have here! <img src="graemlins/houllier.gif" border="0" alt="[Houllier]" /> <img src="graemlins/houllier.gif" border="0" alt="[Houllier]" /> <img src="graemlins/houllier.gif" border="0" alt="[Houllier]" />
 
Originally posted by One_hit_wonder:
<strong>
Yes of course, all that and you still manage to fit in time fighting crime as Batman during the night.</strong><hr></blockquote>


<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

Nice response.
 
Originally posted by paulengland:
<strong> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

Cheeky Gooner tw@

And he said he wasnt abusive</strong><hr></blockquote>
Hmm, maybe that was a low blow, but that's what happens when you take the gloves off. Weaste should've kept 'em on.
 
Originally posted by One_hit_wonder:
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Hmm, maybe that was a low blow, but that's what happens when you take the goves off. Weaste should've kept 'em on.</strong><hr></blockquote>

But you didnt deny you were a Gooner - you only said it was a low blow.

We are making progress
 
One_hit_wonder es un Conazo! (Sorry cant put the squiggle over the n)

And Babelfish will not translate it either.

Cono is the best it will do!
 
You cant use the word cono, as that is more physical like vagina etc. not somebody who is a cnut!

Conazo a play on the word is required here.
 
Originally posted by WeasteDevil:
<strong>You cant use the word cono, as that is more physical like vagina etc. not somebody who is a cnut!

Conazo a play on the word is required here.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Oh my, I see that you really must be bored to acually get a minor sentence translated in a language that means sweet FA to me.
Then again, considering your efforts to deride me in English, it's little wonder you've opted for a new strategy.

No coprende, you idiot.
 
"No entiendo" is the correct phrase.

Comprender is to comprehend, it's diferent, Entender is to understand.

Ok! :p
 
In fact, you used the wrong conjugation, you said: It/He/She doesn't comprehend.
 
Originally posted by WeasteDevil:
<strong>"No entiendo" is the correct phrase.

Comprender is to comprehend, it's diferent, Entender is to understand.

Ok! :p </strong><hr></blockquote>
Whatever. Language was never my strong point at school. Sie bin ein twit.
 
Originally posted by One_hit_wonder:
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Whatever. Language was never my strong point at school. Sie bin ein twit.</strong><hr></blockquote>

You seemed to doubt me before.

Let's see:

Yes of course, all that and you still manage to fit in time fighting crime as Batman during the night.<hr></blockquote>

Well, yes, I can speak Spanish!

Would you like to talk about what my first class degree gives me?
 
Originally posted by One_hit_wonder:
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Whatever. Language was never my strong point at school. Sie bin ein twit.</strong><hr></blockquote>

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
 
^ Oh yeah, I can't imagine what I'd rather be doing than listening to little ol' you.
I can't help but to think that I'm going to miss out on something profound if I tell you to take a hike, but...nah - take a hike.

Edit: this was in response to your generous offer of telling me about your crime fighting days... or was it your degrees...?
 
One Hit, are you incapable of answering a simple question?

Where are you from?

Why do you support United?

Why are you here?

There are three nice easy ones for you.
 
Originally posted by One_hit_wonder:
<strong>^ Oh yeah, I can't imagine what i;d rather be doing than listening to little ol' you.
I can't help but to think that I'm going to miss out on something profound if I tell you to take a hike, but...nah - take a hike.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Stop doing that! Hit the "reply with quote" icon dim boy! You can ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ as much as you want, but a sensible person would click the right icon. FFS, you've been here for 8 months!

And as to your hike comment, I've got a beter one.

Feck off!

No, feck off!

You shy lnsignifficant little twat who is too ashamed to let us know where he/she is from!

Cnut (as Davo would say)!
 
Here my answers to your questions, Weaste, in the order that you asked.

1) Kiss my arse.
2) Kiss my arse.
3) Kiss my arse.
4) Kiss my... would I be accused (yet again!) of having an emfatuation with arses by responding in this manner? Oh well...
 
Originally posted by One_hit_wonder:
<strong>Here my answers to your questions, Weaste, in the order that you asked.

1) Kiss my arse.
2) Kiss my arse.
3) Kiss my arse.
4) Kiss my... would I be accused (yet again!) of having an emfatuation with arses by responding in this manner? Oh well...</strong><hr></blockquote>

Shy little gooner boy
 
^^^^, all you need is a :mad emoticon to go with that post to give it a touch more sincerity.
I can tell that you're mad though...

Edit again: that's in response to your clearly emotional rant about the use of ^, a few posts up from here..
 
^^ ( ;) ) actually, "mad", in that instance should've been taken as "angry" and not "insane". Read it again, replacing "mad" with "angry" and hopefully it should come of sounding rather funny.
If not, you can all laugh at me for having a piss poor sense of humour. :) (hey, I can really get used to all this smilie business!)
 
I'll also tell you that I have a first class honours degree, a masters degree, can speak fluently in the two most spoken European languages, and earn more in a week than you do in a month.
Oh please <img src="graemlins/yawn.gif" border="0" alt="[Yawn]" />
 
It was a wind-up SOCAL, but those facts still happen to be true. ;)