Film If films had click bait titles

A man held captive for 15 YEARS. Who he sleeps with when freed will make you SICK.
 
Black man offers DRUGS to white slave to free his mind from intense GAMING addiction. SENSATIONAL revelations as leather clad VIXEN engages in HANKY PANKY, men DODGE bullets and sunglasses are worn INDOORS.
 
a FOREIGN policeman LIES to innocent kindergarten CHILDREN as he pretends to be TEACHER to catch MOST WANTED AMERICAN "criminal"
 
Confirmed: Leo DiCaprio dead and that's just the tip of the iceberg! #2frosty4nyc
 
This WHITE MAN can‘t JUMP! Watch him play BASKETBALL TO SAVE his LIFE!
 
Nazis hate him! You won’t believe what this one man did to thwart Hitler! 1200 reasons to celebrate Oskar!
 
'TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF'. You wont BELIEVE what Quentin Tarantino made his women actors do............again
 
BOY speaks to GHOSTS. You won't believe what happened to his THERAPIST.
 
Man befriends volleyball. You won't believe why.