I dont think the Caf is shit

[Suresh]

why do i always get the blame?

CSI RedCafe has the following evidence;

- victims died of blunt force trauma caused by stick-like object with a knob on it.

- traces of hair and gold-like substance believed to be from said stick-like object.

- impessions on victims skull which read "You're banned, you filthy shit-stirring WUM!"

- posters in nearby forums report hearing maniacal laughter at time of death.

 

[Donaldo]

suresh is under severe medication.He got a knock on the head from the the aforementioned Stick.

Please excuse him.

 

[Suresh]