I assume

This is like one big love fest, the usual Caf-recipe.

Boy asks why he was banned. Girl (here represented by Boy#2) says it was for being a spastic. Boy asks why. Girl jokes. Boy jokes. Girl Jokes. Boy#3 calls everyone spastics. Boy and Girl joke. Boy-Mod jokes. Then the universe implodes.
 
Wonder no more... I think Reddish is an area around Manchester... If he's a WUM he's a city fan!

If the mods had a bit of Manc in them.... :lol:

Other side of Gorton, isn't it. Has a Stockport post code and all. He's clearly a Bitter.

Burn him.
 
Other side of Gorton, isn't it. Has a Stockport post code and all. He's clearly a Bitter.

Burn him.

Something like that, definitely around Stockport though!

Cremate him and shit in his ashes.
 
Can I get back into the United forum yet, si vous plait?

If only to see the posts that I was removed for.