Hot chant: Harry Maguire...his head's f***ing massive

Sarni said:
I don't really like it. Feels a bit insulting.
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It's not an insult, having a big head is something to be proud of.

Big H is a real man. Where mere mortals may cower and cry at extreme banter being aimed at their physical peculiarities, Big H absorbs those insults into his giant head and derives power from them. We're feeding him.
 
I don't mind the songs if they are rhythmic and amusing but I fail to see any redeeming qualities in the chosen piece. In real terms its a tad disrespectful.
 
Classical Mechanic said:
It's not an insult, having a big head is something to be proud of.

Big H is a real man. Where mere mortals may cower and cry at extreme banter being aimed at their physical peculiarities, Big H absorbs those insults into his giant head and derives power from them. We're feeding him.
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As the fellow owner of a big suede, I can tell you it gets quite annoying if people keep reminding you of it. The same as if you've got a big nose, a big chin, a big arse or whatever.

Basically it's offensive if people say you've got a big anything, with one rather obvious exception.

Doubt Maguire gives a shit but seems a weird way for the fans to welcome a new signing.
 
I wonder if the club will try and ban it like they did the Lukaku one.
 
As I said before, I doubt Maguire finds it as funny as the section of supporters who think it's 'jussa bit of banta yo'. It's one thing to share a joke with your friends about eachother's obnoxious features, but supporters singing it as a chant at games where millions tune in, plus spreading this on social media?
 
JohnnyKills said:
As the fellow owner of a big suede, I can tell you it gets quite annoying if people keep reminding you of it. The same as if you've got a big nose, a big chin, a big arse or whatever.

Basically it's offensive if people say you've got a big anything, with one rather obvious exception.

Doubt Maguire gives a shit but seems a weird way for the fans to welcome a new signing.
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As the owner of a bald head I feel your pain and I feel your shame. I shalt no longer endorse chanting about Harry's large head.
 
How can you all get the chant so wrong? Get it wrong then say it doesn’t rhyme :lol:

Harry Maguire, Harry Maguire

He fecked off Leicester for Manchester

His head is fecking Massive

MUFC

repeat.

:lol:
 
People saying it’s offensive need to have a day off, sure he’s been called worse than “his head is massive” bet he’s dead upset Harry with 200k a week in the bank. The mans laughing his bollocks off :lol:
 
Can't wait till he scores with that head. Hopefully at OT. The place will probably come down!
 
WireMUFC said:
People saying it’s offensive need to have a day off, sure he’s been called worse than “his head is massive” bet he’s dead upset Harry with 200k a week in the bank. The mans laughing his bollocks off :lol:
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Doubt he's offended, just seems a bit weird to take the piss out of your new signing.
 
WireMUFC said:
Class song, Fans enjoy singing it that’s all that matters
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The consensus in this thread would suggest otherwise.

Thought it was shit when someone posted it after he signed and that doesn't change because someone is saying it was sang at OT.
 
b82REZ said:
The consensus in this thread would suggest otherwise.

Thought it was shit when someone posted it after he signed and that doesn't change because someone is saying it was sang at OT.
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The consensus on this forum is often proved wrong. Like 2 different worlds going to the match and reading this forum sometimes.
 
WireMUFC said:
Class song, Fans enjoy singing it that’s all that matters
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Yup. I sort of wonder how many of the people who are slating it have been to a lot of games. It's fun to get pissed up and sing silly childish songs with the boys. The vast majority of football chants aren't exactly stuff Shakespeare would be proud of.

Inb4 "I've been a season ticket holder for 70 years and the song is a disgrace".
 
Pierluigi Casiraghi said:
Yup. I sort of wonder how many of the people who are slating it have been to a lot of games. It's fun to get pissed up and sing silly childish songs with the boys. The vast majority of football chants aren't exactly stuff Shakespeare would be proud of.

Inb4 "I've been a season ticket holder for 70 years and the song is a disgrace".
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Exactly! Usually just a bunch of young lads pissed up having a laugh, the people moaning would crumble after 2 minutes at a game and pass out because of all the “mean” songs.
 
WireMUFC said:
Exactly! Usually just a bunch of young lads pissed up having a laugh, the people moaning would crumble after 2 minutes at a game and pass out because of all the “mean” songs.
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There's nothing whatsoever wrong about saying he's got a massive head, it's all good light-hearted banter and was started off by the player himself in an interview talking about his massive head and how his mates call him slabhead.

That said, there is something wrong with the song, it's shite, doesn't rhyme and is generally wank.
 
Ye it's terrible to insult a player let alone a new signing. Who knows if we went through bullying in high school because of the size of his head.

Do something more like:
Harry Maguire, Harry Maguire

He fecked off Leicester for Manchester

His head is fecking fine!
 
Stone Roses - This is the one.

A club consumed by fire
We all know Harry Maguire
From the plans that we have made
We had him on a promise
Immerse me in your splendour
All the plans that we have made
This is the one
This is the one
This is the one
This is the one
This is the one
She's waited for

Boom, put the cheque in the post.
 
U2 - Fire

Smalling, Smalling!
At corners risks a red.
Smalling, Smalling.
We signed Maguire instead
We got Slabhead....
We got Slabhead....
 
Can7onA said:
Stone Roses - This is the one.

A club consumed by fire
We all know Harry Maguire
From the plans that we have made
We had him on a promise
Immerse me in your splendour
All the plans that we have made
This is the one
This is the one
This is the one
This is the one
This is the one
She's waited for

Boom, put the cheque in the post.
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Time to test the ignore thread function.
 
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