This is like when we sold RvP but never really said anything 
Henrikh Mkhitaryan | José says "We have three"
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My god people are uptight. Chill out lads, it'll be confirmed soon, probably tomorrow.
He's just said we've already signed him. Why is it so important that he stands holding a jersey?
Jose Mourinho caught on film laughing with the press officer over the situation, confirms it anyway and people still have no chill! Incredible!
Poor old Henrikh is probably sat in a plush hotel room somewhere wondering why he hasn't had his United scarf photoshoot so he's 'official' - more likely he's having a little glass of red wine toasting his nascent United career!
Jose Mourinho caught on film laughing with the press officer over the situation, confirms it anyway and people still have no chill! Incredible!
Poor old Henrikh is probably sat in a plush hotel room somewhere wondering why he hasn't had his United scarf photoshoot so he's 'official' - more likely he's having a little glass of red wine toasting his nascent United career!
people need to forget the last few years already manAnyone who has played footy manager will know we're probably just waiting for the work permit!
I tried to make it sound like a joke but maybe it came across as too serious. I honestly couldn't care that much it's just laughable how long the club is taking on this announcement.
It may be worth considering that Dortmund threw a curveball our way to deliberately make it look like we were doddering, who knows at what actual stage of things we were at in the deal, they already took the piss with their announcement regarding what they said? Honestly, it's done, we just don't have the photos and staged 'signing' - the lad could be having a few extra days rest or god knows what else. It's all good.
Entirely understandable I guessYep - It's like we all have PTSD.
Why does it matter how long the club takes? Nobody else is in for him. Dortmund have confirmed he's joining United. There's no actual football coming up for a while, so there's no need for the club to rush anything. Believe it or not, the club don't act based on antsy muppets on the caf.
Entirely understandable I guess
I may be the only person in the world who had Post-Post traumatic stress disorder, I flipped out in the mod forum when we announced Moyes. Probably in the mains as well. I'm pretty sure Hectic looked into that abyss too deeply as well. It was a hard time.
I think I tried to be optimistic at that time. Kind of in the "act like you have faith and faith will be handed to you" kind of way. It didn't work. The Moyes reign will forever haunt us all.
What is this "Moyes" of which you speak?
Yeah, I eventually gave in to that thinking, particularly when Fergie spoke on the Old Trafford pitch.
A character from Bloodborne, a bad dream.
Oh fecking hell yea, I thought you meant during the season, I think it was SAF saying get behind him that made me force myself to do so.
This is done.. Confirmed by Dortmund and a to an extent Jose.. How much more ITK do people have to be than the selling club and the buying club manager!!
We're probably waiting for work permit confirmation to officially announce the deal..
The players are not officially coming back to training till Thursday, so even if we announce tomorrow, Mhki will be there for training on Thursday..
I don't know why some people are worried about this deal falling through. Either they want the attention or they just worry too much and need a hug to console themselves.
If it is the first, get outta here you little wimps, you're not Muppet material enough to last a season.
If it is the second, here is a virtual hug. Now get yourselves a warm glass of milk and get some sleep. Chances are you'll wake up with Mkhitaryan signing news.
We're probably waiting for work permit confirmation to officially announce the deal..
The players are not officially coming back to training till Thursday, so even if we announce tomorrow, Mhki will be there for training on Thursday..
I don't know why some people are worried about this deal falling through. Either they want the attention or they just worry too much and need a hug to console themselves.
If it is the first, get outta here you little wimps, you're not Muppet material enough to last a season.
If it is the second, here is a virtual hug. Now get yourselves a warm glass of milk and get some sleep. Chances are you'll wake up with Mkhitaryan signing news.
Oh during the season I was just too busy weeping, Gollum had stolen the ring from the club. My god, the fiasco of the beach in Australia blew my fecking mind.
I can feel my PTSD coming back, let's talk about Mkhi again!
Surely not? Didn't we announce Bailly before he got his work permit? I think it's more the case of having one event a day. So today was Mourinho's press conference, so it'll likely be tomorrow. It may well be announced in the afternoon, which would sure frustrate some fans here.
Mkhitaryan and Woodward in Monaco.
What is this healing tonic! I've been having to pretend I know more about him than I actually do but it seems statistically he's going to balance out the attack nicely. Assists aplenty and a good few goals.
Oh, I remember now, the Blood Starved Beast.
Believe....
Wow Woodwood went to the gym
His forehead reduction surgery worked a treat too.
international muppetry !! love it
Can you just imagine Ed standing there holding the phone?
With that massive grin of his.Can you just imagine Ed standing there holding the phone?
Can you just imagine Ed standing there holding the phone?
Not a single tidy photo would be taken
I can imagine him being all happy when the guy asked for a picture, and then got handed the phone.Can you just imagine Ed standing there holding the phone?
People are going crazy in here. Somebody needs to upload another highlight video
You have to remember woody is a bigger muppets than any of the muppets out there.
A muppet always takes pride in helping out a fellow muppet do his muppetry by any means.
"Hang on a minute, this isn't an official partner!"
The guy is lucky he wasn't wearing anything with a logo on it, knowing Ed he'd probably zoom in on that only.
Apparently mourinho talked about him during his MUTV interview too so yeah its obviously done
Course he didn't get Ed to take the picture. Look at it. He's 4ft tall. If he'd taken it it'd have the same perspective as a pap shot up Lindsay Lohan's skirt.
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