Help me name my new pup! (United themed)

Ober. everyone will assume it's some cool German name not knowing your dog is actually named after Obertan.
 
Eric
Georgie
Bobby
Keano
Lou
Becks
if you want today' players
Kobbie
Licha
Leny
Maz

not that many deserve it

If you are one of those pricks who kick thieir dogs: Avram or Joel
This was joke, just in case...
 
King Eric
Barkus Rashford
Paul Dogba
Louis Van Growl
Bebe
McFred
Rooney
Bruno
Joel & Avram (if you have bitches)
Phil Jones
 
Norman, Ferguson or Barkus Rashford (shamelessly stole that from reddit)
 
Im going to think outside the box and suggest Mario, for Mario Basler who opened the scoring for Bayern in the 99 final

That way you're satisfying the German connection and the United connection in a subtle way.

Or Basler which sounds like a good game for a dog

Edit - i call for a poll
 
Got a puppy few months back and have named him Bruno. Starting to wonder now if it was a good idea