Haxball 5.5 | Season Over. NHT are Champions after beating TFD 11:1 in final

We don't.

Look, none of us want the competition to be devalued by having a hypothetical scenario where the first choice three of one team plays the weakest team of another. Just reschedule and play at a time which suits both teams.
Incorrect, I just want to put 3 men on the pitch and end this shambles.
 
We don't.

Look, none of us want the competition to be devalued by having a hypothetical scenario where the first choice three of one team plays the weakest team of another. Just reschedule and play at a time which suits both teams.
we're not full strength
this is BS

we have three, you have three
it shouldnt matter who the people are
 
We had 4 yesterday. You had 2. You know, on the date set when the league started. We play the final next week, new season ornot.
We have 3 tonight
You have 3 tonight - bit different to not enough - what do you want? The forfeit victory?
 
In an intense final watched by 3 spectators (2 were afk), Team Joemo beats Haxchester City 2-1 in overtime to win the Cup!
 
Okay, my internet is back. I was getting a bit worried that it wouldn't be fixed until Monday (the status page said it would probably be fixed within 8PM on Monday).

@Big Red can we schedule the final to happen early next week, or have we already given up on it? One season we didn't even finish, we just played one match between the top two teams at one point and said the winner won the league, so at least it wouldn't be single worst end to a season. Still, can you check with your lads if they can play sometime next week and get it over with?

I forgive you for calling me all those mean names. I knew you didn't mean it in your heart.
 
Okay, my internet is back. I was getting a bit worried that it wouldn't be fixed until Monday (the status page said it would probably be fixed within 8PM on Monday).

@Big Red can we schedule the final to happen early next week, or have we already given up on it? One season we didn't even finish, we just played one match between the top two teams at one point and said the winner won the league, so at least it wouldn't be single worst end to a season. Still, can you check with your lads if they can play sometime next week and get it over with?

I forgive you for calling me all those mean names. I knew you didn't mean it in your heart.

Nah that wasn't the worst league ending. Strong clinched season 1 with three games to go and no one wanted to play the meaningless games remaining. But Damien did and despite the fact that he had already retired multiple times we played them out with literally any 3 people counting as eligible, even from other teams. Was shamwowlic.
 
Okay, my internet is back. I was getting a bit worried that it wouldn't be fixed until Monday (the status page said it would probably be fixed within 8PM on Monday).

@Big Red can we schedule the final to happen early next week, or have we already given up on it? One season we didn't even finish, we just played one match between the top two teams at one point and said the winner won the league, so at least it wouldn't be single worst end to a season. Still, can you check with your lads if they can play sometime next week and get it over with?

I forgive you for calling me all those mean names. I knew you didn't mean it in your heart.

Sorry. We can't next week. We looked and at no point do we have our best 3 available, and some days we only had two and spont available

Week after?
 
It's funny how bitter you guys are considering we had 4 players (or 5 if it was late enough) and you had 2 players available on the date of the final. You know, the date that had been scheduled since the beginning of the season. When you were out on your weekly jog. Maybe you would be more comfortable if we stopped trying to figure out a date to reschedule and just take the walkover we're by all rights due?

Get back to me on that.

Oh yeah, and I'm sure spont would appreciate it if you stopped pointing out how you only lost matches when spont played. I know what you think you're getting at, but it's a bit of a moot point considering Damien, Mitch or both have played in every single of our games so far. And why wouldn't they? They are part of the team. No team has had more players show up for games than us.
 
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Nah that wasn't the worst league ending. Strong clinched season 1 with three games to go and no one wanted to play the meaningless games remaining. But Damien did and despite the fact that he had already retired multiple times we played them out with literally any 3 people counting as eligible, even from other teams. Was shamwowlic.

The first season was awesome. We had awards and videos and everything. Only thing bad about it was your tier system.
 
Wow. How can Nimic talk about Damien and Mitch like that? It's awfully rude.

Also funny how Nimic said "and why wouldn't they?" since the minimum playing time rule was created specifically as a response to his team.


tfd4ever
 
Wow. How can Nimic talk about Damien and Mitch like that? It's awfully rude.

Also funny how Nimic said "and why wouldn't they?" since the minimum playing time rule was created specifically as a response to his team.


tfd4ever

Mitch and Damien know they're the odd players out on the team. They also know they have still played a lot, and they have helped their team to the league final (and the cup semi final, but let's not talk about that one).

I just realized I have no idea what team you're in Eboue. You just don't matter enough.

If I seem a bit ranty and wordy, it's just because I was without internet since yesterday morning. I'm afraid I'll lose it again so I'm trying to get all my arguments and digs in just in case. You know I love you Eboue.

Dickhead.
 
My favorite part was when you quit. I can't remember why though. Was it because someone paused? Or did they block you?

That was not the first season. Or at least he quit (and/or banned someone in the middle of a game?) because they were blocking him in season two or three. That Damien was a man without compromise. A man of action.
 
I just realized I have no idea what team you're in Eboue. You just don't matter enough.

I'm pretty sure only the two teams in the final know who's actually in the team and who's in the final. This league means nothing to anyone else and no one will remember the winner. Nerds