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Have we signed anyone ELSE yet? 2023/2024 season
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16 more sleeps
You should know betterer!
16 more sleeps
Going through redundancy process, I need the laughs
Masochist!
I hope we announce Wout on 300k a week, it might act as a release valve for the ownership thread.
Masochist!
I hope we announce Wout on 300k a week, it might act as a release valve for the ownership thread.
It would probably prompt mass quitting of watching United. Make it so!Waiting for ownership situation to be resolved I'm assuming. Frustrating though.
Can't believe we haven't signed anybody yet, this season is going to be a disaster
Are we in "nobody is doing transfers yet" phase or in "relax, it is first day of transfer window" phase?
First half of June phase
We've transitioned to the "transfer window just opened" phase.
Because as we all know, zero transfer activity or planning by clubs takes place outside the official registration periods.
Where's the "predict what date our first new signing will be completed" thread?
I'll be optimistic and say 3rd August
I'll be optimistic and say 3rd August
Wow. I actually completely forgot they existed. Be lucky if we make 5 quid off these guys.16 more sleeps
Williams, Tuanzebe, Donny. What about those 3? Personally, i often forget that we have Donny.
Donny back from injury will be like a new signing 
There's a Europa League winner in there I'll have you know.
Such experience is worth at least £30m to a club like say, Liverpool.
Telles looks like he's done decently well at Sevilla no?
This might be a summer we actually see some serious turnover in the squad a la LVG's big summer sale.
Yeah has been so quiet on that front since all the shenanigans of Monday night
Wonder where it wrong for him? He wasn't too bad in his debut season but i always felt our fans went a bit overboard with praise for him at times. His performance against PSG where he was subbed at half time was one of the worst defensive performances i've ever seen from a player. I think he did the same against Newcastle in Jose's last season (subbed off after 30 mins).
Glazers won't let us spend
I genuinely don't think we'll sign anyone until they've agreed a price on a sale
I genuinely don't think we'll sign anyone until they've agreed a price on a sale
Yeah its certainly looking that way
Nothing on Chaturbate or Teletext.
I’ve just checked again for research purposes… situation is the same.
My birthday is the 1st of July, all I wish for is Wout on a 4 year contract
The nightmare summer is:
- no new, first choice goalkeeper;
- no new, first choice centre forward;
- Rashford not agreeing a new contract.
It happened to me. It was the best thing that's happened to me work wise that I've ever had. I don't want to spout platitudinous garbage of course, so to look on the bright side, you're joining Phil Jones in the jobs market
Telles wasn't signed under Jose
Still don’t know if I’m staying or going. But in the meantime my job has me telling 70 people if they go or stay. hello anxiety!
Good advice.
Happened to me loads of times. I even have a redundancy celebratory drink when it happens!
Happened to me loads of times. I even have a redundancy celebratory drink when it happens!
We will get the top one IF as is looking likely we are gonna go for a cheaper striker
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You wanted a CB to rotate? Here's one! You wanted a new RB? Uhhh, have a LB instead! Consider him an extra!
I was refering to Eric Bailly who was bought in 16/17 and won the Europa League with us in his first season. Incredible to think he's lasted this long here.
Oh okay. My bad
The top threads on the transfer forum:
Kim
Caicedo
Rice
Onana
Barella
Hojlund
Mount
Kane
Mbappe
Costa
Which ones would you most like us to sign?
Which ones are we most likely to sign?
Kim
Caicedo
Rice
Onana
Barella
Hojlund
Mount
Kane
Mbappe
Costa
Which ones would you most like us to sign?
Which ones are we most likely to sign?
I will like us to sign Mbappe, Kane, Caicedo and Rice, but we will probably end up with Kim, Mount and Hojlund.
Hojlund and Mount. With all the takeover drama.It’s going to be a very frustrating window. Most Like to sign Costa and Kane from the list
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