Film Greta Gerwig's BARBIE (Margot Robbie/Ryan Gosling)

Without spoliers, is this a kids movie? Is it for adults? I'm a bit confused.
 
You hurt my brain

In my defence Citizen Kane didn’t have Dinosaur robots, the Dinobots!

The worst thing about this thread triggering my pig-headedness today is that I may end up having to watch the poxy thing, to have an informed opinion in case I get sucked into this argument again. So feck you redcafe. And not for the first time. Stupid fecking website.

Hahah go for it :lol:
 
Without spoliers, is this a kids movie? Is it for adults? I'm a bit confused.

It's for teenage girls, and by the looks of it, many adult males too.
 
Movies are just for people who don't have interesting things to do with their time anyway.
 
Michael Owen is the most boring person on earth. Michael Owen hates movies.
I don't hate movies, I don't think people who have interesting things to do hate movies. They just have more interesting things to do.
 
It's so fecking good. It's a gorgeous looking film, the cast is excellent, it's funny and light on the surface but deconstructs the concept of Barbie in an interesting way. It's also hilarious at times.
 
We have a confirmation it's shit then.
 
I don't hate movies, I don't think people who have interesting things to do hate movies. They just have more interesting things to do.

The problem with watching movies is that, when you're watching a movie, you can't do something else until the movie has finished
 
People seem to be loving this so I can't wait for the Caf to hate it.
 
It's 7,7 already on IMDB, I doubt it will be above 6,7 in two months. Oppenheimer is 9,0.
Can't compare that. One is getting review-bombed by people who haven't seen it because it has feminist messages (13 percent of the votes cast are one-star reviews, and it's obviously not a one-star film), the other one isn't (1.8 percent one-star reviews).
 
It's 7,7 already on IMDB, I doubt it will be above 6,7 in two months. Oppenheimer is 9,0.

imdb, pah, rotten tomatoes has always been where it’s at.
Either that, or there’s a bloke on the caf who a fecking expert at making his mind up on a movie without even seeing it, it’s like some insane jedi shit.
 
It's so fecking good. It's a gorgeous looking film, the cast is excellent, it's funny and light on the surface but deconstructs the concept of Barbie in an interesting way. It's also hilarious at times.

How was Ryan Gosling?
 
We have a confirmation it's shit then.
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Can't compare that. One is getting review-bombed by people who haven't seen it because it has feminist messages (13 percent of the votes cast are one-star reviews, and it's obviously not a one-star film), the other one isn't (1.8 percent one-star reviews).
Oh most definitely. And it's not even subtle, the feminism is very much on the nose. Considering some posters' positions on women in film on the Caf, I can see quite a few fuming at it. It's glorious.
How was Ryan Gosling?
He is quite wonderful, simply put. Ken is super well written, but his delivery is top notch and the more physical parts of the performance (dancing, singing) are great too. He's been memed as this sort of flat, monotone actor (mainly after Drive I guess), but he's actually great. If you liked him in The Other Guys, you'll love him in this.
How was John Cena?
Cute cameo.
 
imdb, pah, rotten tomatoes has always been where it’s at.
Either that, or there’s a bloke on the caf who a fecking expert at making his mind up on a movie without even seeing it, it’s like some insane jedi shit.

You can hate them, but the rating was always decent. If it ends up as 6,5 it's definitely not a 8/10 movie, you can be sure of that. Btw I am not hating it at all, I just hate when every movie is hyped up front.

Can't compare that. One is getting review-bombed by people who haven't seen it because it has feminist messages (13 percent of the votes cast are one-star reviews, and it's obviously not a one-star film), the other one isn't (1.8 percent one-star reviews).

You forgot to check the part where it has 10 star rating? 26,5% people gave it 10 star!

But yeah, it's haters influenced :lol:
 
Also Greta Gerwig is great. This, Ladybird and Little Women is a fecking trio of films a lot of directors would be proud of by the end of her careers.

I'd love to a have a vegan dinner and organic wine with her and Noah Baumbach.
 
Cute Cena? I'm even more excited to watch.

EDIT: And Gosling is great, love Gosling. Bring it on.
 
You forgot to check the part where it has 10 star rating? 26,5% people gave it 10 star!

But yeah, it's haters influenced :lol:
And 61 percent of the Oppenheimer reviews are 10-star. Obviously the people most likely to review a film on IMDb are the ones who like it, that's always been the case (and partly explains The Shawshank Redemption's inexplicable rating). Point still stands; Barbie's score is heavily deflated by haters who haven't and won't be seeing it, Oppenheimer's is not (to any comparable degree). If you can't acknowledge that after looking at the numbers, I'd say you're being purposely thick-headed.
 
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I'll wait for @Sweet Square to tell me if it's good or not.
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I’m far too miserable to see a nice film like that. Unless the ending scene is margot robbie screaming into a pink void as she turns into plastic and consumed by Mattel, Inc overlords

Tbh all this Barbie talk has reminded me of Todd Hayes great film on Karen Carpenter using only Barbie dolls.

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And 61 percent of the Oppenheimer reviews are 10-star. Obviously the people most likely to review a film on IMDb are the ones who like it, that's always been the case. Point still stands; Barbie's score is heavily deflated by haters who haven't and won't be seeing it, Oppenheimer's is not (to any comparable degree). If you can't acknowledge that after looking at the numbers, I'd say you're being purposely thick-headed.

Oppenheimer gets 10/10 possibly because it's brilliant and serious movie. From the trailers posted, and from their premieres, pictures, interviews, Barbie itself doesn't take itself seriously and it's more fun and light themed than serious movie that even tries to be great, and I hardly doubt movie with that kind of vibe will ever be considered great by average movie goer. And it will quite often get 1/10 simply because some people don't like the theme. Of course it will get 1/10 from the haters too, many movies will. Even Godfather has 1/10s.
 
And 61 percent of the Oppenheimer reviews are 10-star. Obviously the people most likely to review a film on IMDb are the ones who like it, that's always been the case (and partly explains The Shawshank Redemption's inexplicable rating). Point still stands; Barbie's score is heavily deflated by haters who haven't and won't be seeing it, Oppenheimer's is not (to any comparable degree). If you can't acknowledge that after looking at the numbers, I'd say you're being purposely thick-headed.

Btw Oppenheimer has 32k votes in total, and Barbie has 20k votes, I wouldn't say that's lot of different percentage in comparision to people who have seen one vs other, despite you being convinced that lots of these votes are fake.
 
Oppenheimer gets 10/10 possibly because it's brilliant and serious movie. From the trailers posted, and from their premieres, pictures, interviews, Barbie itself doesn't take itself seriously and it's more fun and light themed than serious movie that even tries to be great, and I hardly doubt movie with that kind of vibe will ever be considered great by average movie goer. And it will quite often get 1/10 simply because some people don't like the theme. Of course it will get 1/10 from the haters too, many movies will. Even Godfather has 1/10s.
Seriously, just go see it, or don't comment on it. You have no idea what you're talking about.
 
Btw Oppenheimer has 32k votes in total, and Barbie has 20k votes, I wouldn't say that's lot of different percentage in comparision to people who have seen one vs other, despite you being convinced that lots of these votes are fake.
I'm talking percentages, not total numbers. There's quite a difference between 1.8 and 13.5 percent one-stars.