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Footballers who don't really look like footballers...
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Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) discuss United's fantastic win away against Athletic Club in the semi-final of the Europa League.
They also pick out the positives of United's 4-3 loss away at Brentford, and Nik reviews a day out at Old Trafford watching Manchester United Women qualify for the Champions League.
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Like most people who spend too much time on the weights, Akinfenwa looks a right fat bastard unless he has his shirt off.
he was the one that immediately came to mind when I saw the thread title
Fellaini is the first one I thought of. Cazorla too.
Dean Windass looks like the bloke you see in Benidorm going
"Oi Jose, do you do chips or what?"
ITT: No footballers look like footballers, they are either tradesmen or models
Pirlo
Pirlo
Like an RE teacher or a university lecturer in philosphy or something.
Looks like some sort of a gangster.
He looks like Sigourney Weaver.
One is a pop singer, and the other's a supermodel.
Speroni. Looks like a scientist or doctor or something.
He looks like the guy from GoT.
Looks like he might've been a footballer in his younger years, around 1983. Now he plays guitar for U2.
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de hell??Robert Huth looks like what a German soldier I imagine would be.
Good one. Cannot believe I never named him. I always think about this when I see him play. Akinfenwa, Pirlo and Modric all non-footballery footballers, too.
Another one i'm amazed no one has mentioned (I think)...
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Oh my.
I raise... He looks like receiving a fecking movie award or something there.
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Chris Smalling
*applause vigorously*
Oberyn Martell
Good point.
Reminds me of Johnny Depp
Looks like Squidward
He's going to Thailand for 6 months to find himself
He does have that effect.Good one. Cannot believe I never named him. I always think about this when I see him play. Akinfenwa, Pirlo and Modric all non-footballery footballers, too.
Another one i'm amazed no one has mentioned (I think)...
Oh my.
Don't do this to me.I raise... He looks like receiving a fecking movie award or something there.
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God is this a real pic?Jay Spearing
Ross Barkley.
He'll have the headlight bulbs out of your parked car, and he's the guy to know if you're after a stolen TV.
He'll have the headlight bulbs out of your parked car, and he's the guy to know if you're after a stolen TV.
Ross Barkley.
He'll have the headlight bulbs out of your parked car, and he's the guy to know if you're after a stolen TV.
If Ross Barkley doesnt look like a footballer, is there any footballer who actually looks like one?
True, what exactly should a footballer look like?
Fernando Couto looked like a footballer before he joined Motley Crue
Fernando Couto looked like a footballer before he joined Motley Crue
Who's that?
Mustafa Amini. Australian youngster at Dortmund.
Ah, thanks. Never heard of him, I was surprised because he definitely looks like someone you would have noticed.