Melbourne.Archie whereabouts are you in Oz mate?
Seeing as we're crossing codes now.
Jesus Christ, Eric. That is an intense beard. He looks like he'd regale you with wondrous tales, play you a ballad on the lute, paint a stunning portrait of you, then, quite possibly, brutally murder you and devour your still warm corpse. I love it.
Suarez look-a-like... There's two of them to hate now!
Looks nothing like Suarez tbf.
This should be an adaptation of Hemingway's "The Old Man and the Sea".
Poor man's Gaelic footballers
Actually they're quite well paid, that's why your players keep coming over
Flash fecker with your reading of books. Posh cnut
Still as regal majestic and god damn perfect as he ever was.
Squint your eyes and think planet of the apes.
This kid is Joshua Brillante from Australia, 20 years old.