Football Betting Thread 2017/2018

Cashed out my £150 bet on City to win, City corners, and Barca for £110, literally minutes before Barca scored the second. Those wankers cost me £200. Wish I could've held my nerves, or went for a shit or something.

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Threw the entire thing on Chelsea. Arsenal are shit; they haven't got a result at Chelsea since 2011; they haven't won an away game against the top sides in I don't know how many, but mark my words - that will change tomorrow.
 
Quite fancy Vancouver Whitecaps over 1.5 goals/to win against Columbus Crew. Columbus do not travel well and the distance travelled to Vancouver is greater than the distance combined of their only two away wins so far. They're also missing Mensah in defence.
 
Teams I'm never betting on again:

Real Madrid
Spurs

Humpf.
 
Chelsea -1
Utd
Milan
Napoli -1.5
Dortmund
Psg -1.5

10/1
 
I have gone for Chelsea or draw, Hoffenheim or draw, Dortmund, Man Utd, Rosenborg, Qarabag, PSG, Napoli and Milan all to win. Got almost 7/1 which is very good value. Inevitably someone will ruin it but I stuck a 100 from last week's winnings on it.
 
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Utd first to 5 corners
Chelsea
Real Madrid >1.5 team goals
Milan

4/1
 
Simple double of juve and Chelsea. Can't believe Chelsea odds. Almost evens and I expect them to batter arsenal.
 
I have gone for Chelsea or draw, Hoffenheim or draw, Dortmund, Man Utd, Qarabag, PSG, Napoli and Milan all to win. Got almost 7/1 which is very good value. Inevitably someone will ruin it but I stuck a 100 from last week's winnings on it.

I actually also have Rosenborg here.
 
Am I the only one who thinks Sociedad are a good pick today? Good form, both tems played midweek, no Ronaldo, Marcelo, Benzema and Kovacic.
 
Am I the only one who thinks Sociedad are a good pick today? Good form, both tems played midweek, no Ronaldo, Marcelo, Benzema and Kovacic.
I think Real will at least draw. Otherwise they'll be 7 points behind Barca already.
 
that's it...Thanks to Luiz....feck...what a Sunday...

You really dropped 500$? That seems a bit excessive, doesn't it?

Have another slip 2 down 2 to go.

Chelsea +0.5
Napoli
Dortmund
United
 
You really dropped 500$? That seems a bit excessive, doesn't it?

Have another slip 2 down 2 to go.

Chelsea +0.5
Napoli
Dortmund
United

it should be an easy games, mate...and before the clown being red carded, Chelsea was in position of all out attack...however, due to i played at 0.25 Asian Handicap, i still have my half bet or US$ 250 returned.

However, the mood is already dropped. And the rest of Sunday games are tricky as hell....

Dunno, perhaps, will try my luck in PSV : Feyenoord @0.25...

Nice choice to pick +0.5...never crossed my mind that Arsenal will give a great fight....especially without Sanchez..
 
it should be an easy games, mate...and before the clown being red carded, Chelsea was in position of all out attack...however, due to i played at 0.25 Asian Handicap, i still have my half bet or US$ 250 returned.

However, the mood is already dropped. And the rest of Sunday games are tricky as hell....

Dunno, perhaps, will try my luck in PSV : Feyenoord @0.25...

Nice choice to pick +0.5...never crossed my mind that Arsenal will give a great fight....especially without Sanchez..

Expected Chelsea to be tired cause it's practically the same team as Wednesday, expected a labored performance.

At least half the stake makes it a bit better I guess.
 
Cuco Martina to be booked at 5/1. He's shite and up against Rashford and Young.
 
Expected Chelsea to be tired cause it's practically the same team as Wednesday, expected a labored performance.

At least half the stake makes it a bit better I guess.

yeah, at least like that...if it is a straight loss of $500, i will have zero percent of concentration for work tomorrow...hahahaha...hope you will win tonight. perhaps i'll play combo MU and Dortmund for a small amount just to cheer myself up...
 
yeah, at least like that...if it is a straight loss of $500, i will have zero percent of concentration for work tomorrow...hahahaha...hope you will win tonight. perhaps i'll play combo MU and Dortmund for a small amount just to cheer myself up...

Good luck then! We;ll either celebrate together or have a moan together, either way, date night with you!
 
I have gone for Chelsea or draw, Hoffenheim or draw, Dortmund, Man Utd, Rosenborg, Qarabag, PSG, Napoli and Milan all to win. Got almost 7/1 which is very good value. Inevitably someone will ruin it but I stuck a 100 from last week's winnings on it.

Dortmund are leading, Rosenborg and PSG left. Fingers crossed.
 
Anything for tonight? Want to swerve Madrid.

Thinking PSG -1.5 but nothing else seems to be available.

Edit: Ended up going for

Cavani 2+
Asensio
Immobile

Anytime at 11/1.

Speculative really.
 
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Should have been booked twice now, fecking hell referee.

We played terrible. If we had the front foot he would have racked up enough fouls I feel. Saying that, I didn't expect him to play so high up.
 
DyDW

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Only missing +3,5 goals in Genoa - Lazio. Probably going to regret it, but I'm not going to hedge it.
 
Did two bets today:

£25 for £205

Man Utd
AC Milan
Dortmund
PSG
Madrid
Chelsea

Which didn't come in as Chelsea 0-0

And £45 for £190

Dortmund
Legia Warsaw
Porto
Madrid

Porto winning and it's the 89th so need an unconvincing Madrid to pull their socks up tonight.
 
I've tried to understand handicap betting but god damn, some websites make it seem like rocket science. Absolutely terrible attempts at trying to explain it adequately. I still don't get it.
 
I've tried to understand handicap betting but god damn, some websites make it seem like rocket science. Absolutely terrible attempts at trying to explain it adequately. I still don't get it.
What in particular are you struggling with. Bear in mind there are different types of handicap e.g. European and Asian.
 
Congrats!

11000 NOK is about $1400 right?

Cheers!

It is, but luckily I ended up with 53k NOK as I chose not to cash-out or hedge the bet before the last match was played.
 
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Cheers!

It is, but luckily I ended up with 53k NOK as I chose not to cash-out or hedge the bet before the last match was played.
Ah I read it wrong! Wow that's huge!
 
Stuck £30 on a Jap game where one of the teams had had three 0-0's and two 1-0's in the last 5. Under 2.5 was 4/6 after 20mins and it came in.

Then stuck £45 on a game in the Armenian league when the home team went 1-0 up to return £75, ended 2-0.

Looking at rolling that £75.00 in to something now.
 
Nordsjaelland look a nice price today @ 10/11.
 
Ah I read it wrong! Wow that's huge!

Probably going to take years to hit anything close to that again.

I don't usually place these entertainment-bets too often, but I have to give it a try again tonight
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Did £75 on Vitoria Plzen at home, top of league vs 10th. 2/5 odds returns £105. Currently 1-0 up.

Edit : 2-0 15mins in, bet basically paid out so might look at overs.