Film 'buffs'

VanNistelrater

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I have a number of problems with these idiots.

You can always spot them a mile off. They usually have a nasal voice, glasses, a misplaced sense of superiority and no friends.

These are the idiots who watch a film and then recount how they were "let down" by the 'highly dubious' cinematorgraphy or 'the amateurish retrospective lighting' or something. No, shut up. Watch the film, decide whether you like the story/acting or not, and feck off, you pretentious upper crust windbag.

Take for example a film like Schlinders List. A heart breaking leviathan of brilliance, and yet flick across some of the user reviews on IMDB, and there they are, the 'film buffs' telling us how he thought Spielbergs use of a 5646x Camera (probably) really let the whole thing down. They're probably the same people who go and watch Transformers for the 'kitch' value and tell little Billy that his performance as a sheep in the School play was wooden and anachronistic in a contemporary 21st century setting.

These people are idiots, have no soul and should be killed. I very much imagine someone like MrMarcello being one of them.
 
Never talked to one to be fair.

Although if they are as you describe, I'd find them troubling.
 
Spammy said:
If you read the reviews on iMDB, you will find that 99% of them have been done by pretentious nincompoops. So don't bother.
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yeah that'd be true alright, i've noticed all my favourite comedys have far to low a ranking , anchorman was only 6 out of 10 the last time i checked.
 
Most of them love really shit movies because they're "clever"

No, they're shit.
 
i hate those kind of people too, but from my experience they aren't wearing thick glasses and have nasal voices.. those are the star wars freaks..
 
VanNistelrater said:
I have a number of problems with these idiots.

You can always spot them a mile off. They usually have a nasal voice, glasses, a misplaced sense of superiority and no friends.

These are the idiots who watch a film and then recount how they were "let down" by the 'highly dubious' cinematorgraphy or 'the amateurish retrospective lighting' or something. No, shut up. Watch the film, decide whether you like the story/acting or not, and feck off, you pretentious upper crust windbag.

Take for example a film like Schlinders List. A heart breaking leviathan of brilliance, and yet flick across some of the user reviews on IMDB, and there they are, the 'film buffs' telling us how he thought Spielbergs use of a 5646x Camera (probably) really let the whole thing down. They're probably the same people who go and watch Transformers for the 'kitch' value and tell little Billy that his performance as a sheep in the School play was wooden and anachronistic in a contemporary 21st century setting.

These people are idiots, have no soul and should be killed. I very much imagine someone like MrMarcello being one of them.
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Phil Ball: If you put Henry and O'Shea in a box, they'd have the same speed and hence when you deny the area where a fast footballer can run onto, like to the corner flag, you can negate the pace

van Nistelrater: feck off you pretend footballing pundit. I can spot you from a mile and I hope you're killed

Phil Ball: Son, I've had a coaching badge and have interacted with players and professional coaches who train footballers you can only dream of talking to on the same level as me

van Nistelrater: Bah, and you post on Redcaf? You sick, pretend freak!
 
The entertainment forum is full of them. It is actually creating an environment for this sort of spastic growth to breed and mutate.

Another reason that the EF is bad.

And yes, Salvation is definitely one of them. Other Caf movie buffs almost certainly include Il Tulipo, Eto'dinho and possibly even Mozza.
 
Mehro is one of them.Wouldn't call him buff though. More like Film 'Spastics'
 
VanNistelrater said:
The entertainment forum is full of them. It is actually creating an environment for this sort of spastic growth to breed and mutate.

Another reason that the EF is bad.

And yes, Salvation is definitely one of them. Other Caf movie buffs almost certainly include Il Tulipo, Eto'dinho and possibly even Mozza.
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Spoony.
 
Not bad, Ole you movie hater.

HOw about yourself?

I've burned my arm repeatedly today, by the way.
 
Excellent. I'll probaby won't watch it then.

So, what films are you thinking of not watching?
 
As I haven't seen the first 10 Zatoichi films, I'm thinking of not watching the 11th one. I also don't want to watch a Jean Pierre Melville movie I didn't get from Netflix.

Movies are for people with no lives.
 
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