Fellaini's blonde afro and football's worst hairstyles
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Another comprehensive list of stars who were conned by their hairdressers.
Cant even get the hairbun right. It's a wank haircut anyway but the way he wears it.... Jesus Christ.... cut the sides ffs.Praise the Lord
I didn't know that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Gillian Anderson had a boy. Cool story.Phil Jones
Fellaini's blonde afro is way better than what Tahith Chong has.
I know you Brits seem to hate long hair, but Lalas and Rigobert Song look pretty badass imo
is that Little Richard?
No, but I believe he has 6 little Richards with 7 different women.
I hope number 9 lost a bet
how about Gazza with his hair extensions or Jonathan Woodgates hair when he went to Madrid (still wondering HOW that happened!?)
Exhibit G(erry Francis) - Looks like a barn owls mum.
I like torres and neymar in the op.. They dont belong there.. That rat tail though.. Thats special
Initiation ceremony at River Plate!
Out of all those shitty hairstyles, Lalas' is the one that stands out to you?
Kill it with fire 
Now that's style.
24. Dirk Nowitzki's cousin - Alexi Lalas
This. Not easy having a balding head so young and having millions watching it, but at this rate just accept it and clean shave it
Crikey, I hope I never have to play for River Plate.
Yea I guess Fellaini bent over his mammy [NOT]
No Djibbrl Cisse?
Love how he's trying to match his hair with the QPR kit
Guess I'm the only one who thinks his hair is pretty cool.
Seriously I wish I could grow that.
Seriously I wish I could grow that.
Photoshop surely?
Dear me...some real shockers in there!
Anyone remember Jason Lee at Forest. The only guy in recent memory to be hounded because of his hairdo (which tbf wasn't too bad). Anyone remember the chants.."He's got a pineapple on his head!"
Edit: My bad! Just noticed....it's in there at No. 12. Screen didn't refresh fast enough.
Anyone remember Jason Lee at Forest. The only guy in recent memory to be hounded because of his hairdo (which tbf wasn't too bad). Anyone remember the chants.."He's got a pineapple on his head!"
Edit: My bad! Just noticed....it's in there at No. 12. Screen didn't refresh fast enough.
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Dunno he looks smashing.
Bale's got some weird hair. He's gone through quite a cycle of barnets.
Then he sort of stumbled on to something that doesn't look like he brushes his hair in the dark.
Not bad, Gaz. You gonna keep that cut, or what?
Nah, I'm gonna grow it out again and look like a homeless chimp again.
Barber: What can I do for you, Gaz?
GB11: Give us that cut where you stick it up in a bun, and some of it is tied up, whilst the bottom is all shagging out and looking grubby, like I just woke up from a 3 day bender of dipping my head in treacle.
Barber: How's that for you?
GB11: Aye. That's mint, that.
Bale needs a grade 1 all over. He is a state.
I think he started as a Becks-wannabe and transformed into a Ronnie-wannabe. And then into a hobbit.
Anybody else noticed that Fellaini finally plugged his eyebrows?
Disgrace that Charlton's nominated. Easily the funkiest 'do in the book.
The late Ivanov too, for shame. Lalas on the other hand, I consider fair game: He always looked like he was trying too hard - whereas Ivanov looked genuinely shabby, which is always a plus.
The late Ivanov too, for shame. Lalas on the other hand, I consider fair game: He always looked like he was trying too hard - whereas Ivanov looked genuinely shabby, which is always a plus.
9. Giovanni Simeone
This guy is a fecking star.Oh dear, I think I must have erased it from my memory. He looks like he has antlers!
15. Pepe
How could you forget Roberto Baggio?
Seems like Morata wants to take part aswell.
