fecking bollocks thread

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I'm looking for a new flat, and an overly-sensitive manic depressive girl I know is giving me shit because of a washing machine.

Don't ask.
 
i did hehe

sounds like fun, slap her and say shes likley to die sooon anyway... that should be right up her street!
 
bergzen said:
I'm looking for a new flat, and an overly-sensitive manic depressive girl I know is giving me shit because of a washing machine.

Don't ask.
Tell her you want to shag her until her little Icelandic clitoris is brimming with delight.
 
jasonrh said:
Tell her you want to shag her until her little Icelandic clitoris is brimming with delight.

No thanks. She's beautiful though, but I like my women not to be officially fecked up in the head (though they most are unofficially).
 
Fine, thanks. You?

I'm amazed by my laziness.
 
me too! dont know how your being lazy but am amazed!

am good thanks, almost time for home!
 
I'm hungry but don't even bother to prepare something to eat because I'm too lazy. I'm going to have at least 18 hours of sleep tomorrow.
 
Well I finally got myself together and made a proper supper.
 
:lol:

Cereals being my supper, I prefer sarnies and sandwiches for breakfast but only on weekends.

I would like to have a tagline "with cheese and bacon".
 
Maybe. I call them sandwiches on Saturday and sarnies on Sunday.
 
Slabber said:
Are you still boycotting our boycott?
As I said, too much of strain but I will try to work out something tomorrow after 18-hour sleep. I'm too tired today to open User CP.
 
CremboMan said:
How about a competition, who's going to be the first poster in page 100.
But then we'd be spamming Slabbers thread..and then he'd get the whole Caf, or maybe a couple of the newbies, to put us on the ignore list.:eek:

No sir, I'm not risking all I have just to get on page 100.:nono:
 
DONADO said:
No sir, I'm not risking all I have just to get on page 100.:nono:
Which isn't much really. I few posts and a misspelt user name, donald.
 
DONADO said:
Wasn't going to.Now I will.

:lol: You seem to be crying your eyes out for this.Slabs, you should be taken in for child molestation.

Quoting VR's posts during the boycott is strictly prohibited.
 
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