fecking bollocks thread

[Bearded but no genius]

Do you ever get days when you just feel like doing something impulsive - like deleting long threads.

Or days when you are in a bad mood and just want to do something to make you feel better - like deleting long threads.

And of course, if you get one of those days when both things apply............

No. I don't get either of those days. You don't either.

You get days when you want to change Richter's tagline.

 

[Slabber]

Do you ever get days when you just feel like doing something impulsive - like deleting long threads.

Or days when you are in a bad mood and just want to do something to make you feel better - like deleting long threads.

And of course, if you get one of those days when both things apply............

That wouldn't be very nice.

And this thread performs the useful function of keeping all the spam in one place.

 

[original muppet]

Do you ever get days when you just feel like doing something impulsive - like deleting long threads.

Or days when you are in a bad mood and just want to do something to make you feel better - like deleting long threads.

And of course, if you get one of those days when both things apply............

Is there a day when a get a tagline?
I don't think Spoony has one. He should have one.

 

[Livvie]

You daren't.

No no no no no.....you never say that! It turns it from temptation into a challenge.

 

[Dubai_Devil]

You wouldn't dare Liv, you don't have the power.

Do it!

 

[Slabber]

I would resign from the Caf again in protest.

 

[Bearded but no genius]

I would resign from the Caf again in protest.

FFS, don't encourage her!

 

[WelshRed]

I would resign from the Caf again in protest.

or just make another?

 

[Livvie]

FFS, don't encourage her!

That's what I was about to say.

I'm thinking it over. It depends on how many people want to be nice to me........but I've never had a lot of will-power over temptation.

 

[Slabber]

It's 86 pages.

 

[Bearded but no genius]

I'm very nice to you.

If you want I'll even show you a picture of my beard. Or not, depending solely on your preferences.

 

[WelshRed]

its a bible.

 

[Retirantmobs]

No no no no no.....you never say that! It turns it from temptation into a challenge.

It is, it's a challenge. See how long it would take to delete.

 

[Slabber]

Wizard Keyes hasn't posted for a week.

 

[WelshRed]

shit - is he ok, his gf finished with him, did he top himself?

 

[Bearded but no genius]

Wizard Keyes hasn't posted for a week.

I think he did it.

Or he killed her and was caught with the blood dripping down his hands in one of those 'very last scene in a psychological thriller' type moments.

 

[WelshRed]

I think he did it.

Or he killed her and was caught with the blood dripping down his hands in one of those 'very last scene in a psychological thriller' type moments.

 

[Bearded but no genius]

People died to bring us this thread. What right has Livvie to delete it?

 

[WelshRed]

if we drop the subject then it may go un-noticed?

or maybe not eh.

 

[original muppet]

If you like it so much Jason, read it from start to finish.
Maybe that's what WK is doing.

 

[Sarni]

WK absence is a good news for me, I may be at the top of FBTM list soon.

 

[Bearded but no genius]

If you like it so much Jason, read it from start to finish.
Maybe that's what WK is doing.

I don't need to, I was there as it happened.

Blow by blow, you might say (especially the Laura vs. The World bits).

 

[Retirantmobs]

WK absence is a good news for me, I may be at the top of FBTM list soon.

Then it can be deleted.

 

[original muppet]

There was no need.
One day I will call you a spastic.

 

[T-Zolla]

All drama in here then?

 

[bergen]

Idiots.

Has something happened since thursday? I've barely been online.

 

[Slabber]

Hello.

 

[rumac]

read it from start to finish.

Just finished it I like the conversations around page 62 about golf.......

 

[Retirantmobs]

hi people

 

[Dubai_Devil]

The high points of this thread are the conversations that involve myself. The rest of it is rubbish.

 

[bergen]

The high points of this thread are the conversations that involve myself. The rest of it is rubbish.

Don't be daft. The thread is class from start to finish.

 

[rumac]

The high points of this thread are the conversations that involve myself. The rest of it is rubbish.

That is a very healthy attitude, your therapist will be proud.

 

[Dubai_Devil]

That is a very healthy attitude, your therapist will be proud.

They are.

 

[bergen]

Dubai, just because you're rich it doesn't mean you should brag about all your therapists. Us poor people can afford two at max you know.

 

[Bearded but no genius]

They are.

 

[Dubai_Devil]

Sorry.

They've been telling my to be more considerate.

And stop killing people.

But baby steps eh.

 

[Slabber]

Sorry.

They've been telling my to be more considerate.

And stop killing people.

But baby steps eh.

What do they think of noncing?

Good for the soul?

 

[Dubai_Devil]

Good for mind, body and soul.

I like my therapists.

 

[Bearded but no genius]

Sorry.

They've been telling my to be more considerate.

And stop killing people.

But baby steps eh.

 

[Bearded but no genius]

What do they think of noncing?

Good for the soul?

"Noncing is good for the soul", they might say. Or they might not.