fecking bollocks thread

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Don't celebrate yet, I called Carragher and he told me that there are no vacancies in the heaven today and I don't want to spend my time in hell as they don't have jacuzzi and pool. I'm going to stay here for a while, get used to that.

Anyone willing to play snooker or pool? Come on, don't be afraid.
 
cnuts, acting like they don't see this thread anymore. If you don't want to take up a challenge and face me at snooker or pool, admit it and don't hide.
 
Sarni said:
cnuts, acting like they don't see this thread anymore. If you don't want to take up a challenge and face me at snooker or pool, admit it and don't hide.
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Arn't you dead yet?
 
No, I'm not, use your brain and eyes and look above.
 
Sarni said:
cnuts, acting like they don't see this thread anymore. If you don't want to take up a challenge and face me at snooker or pool, admit it and don't hide.
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Are you dead?

Answers on a postcard to:

Richter Gloppppstenfluffell
69 Gayerstrasse
Stockholm
Sweden
 
I know that you lot don't want me to die, you would miss myself here. There would be a big emptiness after my departure, it's certain.
 
I was killing myself and some Scandis were talking about most handsome gay celebrities.
 
Now, Andy, imagine that you're going to wake up too lately and miss the game.. It would be really bad..
 
Anyone fancy a yahoo pool? I guess you're too scared to accept this challenge..
 
You are going to be robbed when you enter Liverpool. You shouldn´t post this picture.
 
Sarni said:
Anyone fancy a yahoo pool? I guess you're too scared to accept this challenge..
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Nope i'm off to play pool in 30mins and i'm not even dressed or showered yet. Infact i've hardly moved out of bed for the last 2 days.
 
I'll offer you the same challenge tomorrow, retirantmobs. I hope you will accept it someday and let me beat you.
 
Sarni said:
I'll offer you the same challenge tomorrow, retirantmobs. I hope you will accept it someday and let me beat you.
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Working tomorrow and friday and to my dismay sataurday aswell. I was in yahoo pool for most of today actually.
 
All right, but you're going to be able to play someday. Let me know and I will show you how to play.

By the way gamedesire has a way better pool than yahoo.
 
Big Andy said:
doubtful...
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That's exactly the same thing my mate told me when I said 'we're going to win this game' after 80 minutes of 1999 CL Final.
 
Sarni said:
That's exactly the same thing my mate told me when I said 'we're going to win this game' after 80 minutes of 1999 CL Final.
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but there you had no control over the outcome...whereas I have my destiny in my hands...

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Hello wancolos.

How was your World Cup campaign with South Africa?
 
I didn't go very well.

I'm extremely shite at Pro Evo.

I'm playing in the league now with United on 3 stars and I've only score 4 goals in 10 matches or something :(
 
You'll get better after some league games, I'm sure.

I was beaten in the final, by Sweden (2-3 being the score). I'm still to win my first silverware in PES5, though I have this game since Monday.

Are you playing Master League or a normal League?
 
Normal and I obviously need more then five minutes to score a bloody goal
 
GiggsysGirl said:
who exactly is this Sarni character and why does he only post in here?
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He's from Poland and everyone hates him. He lost to Sweden on PES and his only friend is Wizard Keyaz.
 
GiggsysGirl said:
who exactly is this Sarni character and why does he only post in here?
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he's the consciouness which the fecking Bollocks Thread spawned...

he is like a genie, trapped in a bottle...
 
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