what would you do then?blythy said:If I were Russian or German or whatever...
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He would be a Russian or German or whatever.
South of Russiatomlozza9 said:
Probably have an identity crisis.laura said:
I thought they didn'tk-standred said:
When i was about 5 i made a massive castle out of building bricks, it took me about 4 hours i was so proud of it. My sister came in and kicked it down, i cried for an hour, then tried to move out of my house, i packed my ghost buster bag and walked round the corner to my nans house, had a cup of tea and a bit of cake, then my dad came to get me and i went home
Thats my other story
Thats my other story
blythy said:
By the way Tom, if your granddad is 85 and was born in Lviv then isn't he a Pole?
just about rightblythy said:Along the Humber...
I used to "leave home" like that fairly frequently, whenever my mum and sister were tearing each others' hair out
I always made a cloth bag and tied it to a stick, which I'd seen in Asterix, and then put some sarnies in it, set off, went to Alexandra Palace, sat there for a bit, and came home again
I always made a cloth bag and tied it to a stick, which I'd seen in Asterix, and then put some sarnies in it, set off, went to Alexandra Palace, sat there for a bit, and came home again
Sarni said:By the way Tom, if your granddad is 85 and was born in Lviv then isn't he a Pole?
Well il let you ask him that, he might be 85 but he still could pack a punch,
You could technicly call him german as he was in the german army
Slabber said:
Thank you...
I have never ever seen anyone carrying one of those.Plechazunga said:
What exactly could you fit in there?
blythy said:
Sarnies!
Because I live here...I reckonSmashedHombre said:If i told you that there would be no point in getting your phone number..
Nah tell me first!Hope you ain't going to sell it to these lustful dirty cnuts
why did i always think you were german then?
It's just a tea-towel tied to a stick. I used to stick sarnies and a torch in there
The sarnies would end up mashed to feck...torch would be ok
The sarnies would end up mashed to feck...torch would be ok
Hardly equipping yourself for the road is it?
Did they not have a Millets nearby?
Did they not have a Millets nearby?
What's Millets?
why?blythy said:
It's Ruud and Ole
I didn't have the cash for that sort of thing Richard...I was like seven
I didn't have the cash for that sort of thing Richard...I was like seven
Not knowing whether I'm Russian, German... Gerssian.laura said:why?
Could really do my head in I reckon.
Prussian, obviously
Paper Round. Birthdays.Plechazunga said:
Come on.
Even a carrier bag.
Didn't your mum miss her tea towel? Was it a red & white one, or was it some shitty one you made at school and your Mum used (because you made) but secretly hated?
Huh?
Red and white/blue and white chequered on different occasions, as far as I recall
Never made a tea-towel...it's taken me years to admit that even to myself
Never made a tea-towel...it's taken me years to admit that even to myself
If you were Russian or German you'd know who you are...I spose.I could be wrong tho...I don't think being English is any differentblythy said:
I'm lost.laura said:
Let's run away together. Do you have a spare tea towel?
I made a fruit bowl in woodwork...
My mum broke it after a month...
Bitch.
My mum broke it after a month...
Bitch.
What a deprived education you had.Plechazunga said:
tomlozza9 said:
Lviv used to belong to Poland and there are still many people who consider themselves to be Polish, especially eldest of Lviv tenants.
At least she was honest about her true feelings.Wobbly said:
Because the quality was deffo shite!Wobbly said:
I made an ashtray on the potter's wheel which is a strange thing for a 7 year old to make.
laura said:
As if i would do that Laura- You're far too good for them gimps
Ah that could be it, i think i remember enlightning the caf the one line of German i know and you telling me it was wrong..or soemthing
laura said:
NO...
It was the finest balsa wood in the classroom.
I've got even 2 tea towels for u and for me.Where are we running then?blythy said:
That's the right attitude; If 7 year olds are going to smoke, at least give them ash-trays.Slabber said:
Somewhere in-between Yorkshire and Dusseldorf. But not France.laura said:
Amsterdam?blythy said:
Someone should save this thread onto CD. Imagine what would be lost to civilisation if the Caf went down
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