God, there really is nothing worse than a "crazy" thread
Baked iguanas! lol!
cnuts
Baked iguanas! lol!
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laura said:
In for a penny, in for a pound...
A stitch in time saves nine...
Time and tide wait for no man...
Just a quick feel...
We shouldn't be talking about Laura's breasts.
Not on. However small they are. (Some say small and cute)
Not on. However small they are. (Some say small and cute)
What did you steal?Spoony said:
Credit to Spoony for not joining in the gimpery, just going on about Laura's tits
laura said:
but now you make me feel so ashamed.
Don't ask.
I'm impressed,J.jasonrh said:
Spoony said:
Ants.
The size of ants.
Plech's breasts are bigger, the nonce.
I just want you to answer my question.Spoony said:
In this case Plech's are like Pam's then.jasonrh said:
laura said:
what difference does it make?
It was a training bra.
It's just me curiosity.What's wrong with that?Spoony said:
laura said:
I wouldn't be surprised.
Only big breasted nonces retire from the Caf and keep lurking and showing back up.
I don't have training bras.jasonrh said:
laura said:
Well, it makes none, but now you have gone and your prejudice won't keep you warm tonight.
I'm still here...and I've got a duvet to keep me warm tonight.Spoony said:
laura said:
but now you know the truth about me, you won't see me anymore
well, I'm still fond of you.
don't even try sucking up to me...I'm heartless and cruelSpoony said:
laura said:
well. . .
no more apologies. I'm too tired, I'm so very tired and I'm feeling very sick and ill today.
but I'm still fond of you
tired?What have you been doing?Spoony said:
He has the bubonic plague.
Stop rabbiting shite.I know you're just jealous.jasonrh said:
Have you got anyone to take care for ya?Spoony said:
laura said:
Immensely.
laura said:
No.
Laura, I know it's over.
I knowjasonrh said:
What is over?Spoony said:
laura said:
see, the sea wants to take me. . . the knife wants to slit me
do you think you can help me?
Why out of the blue have you become so romantic?Spoony said:
Looklaura said:
I know it's over, still I cling. . .
I don't know where else I can go.
Plechazunga said:
oh the wedding is sooo off!
GiggsysGirl said:
Laura's fault, not mine.
I'm innocent.
Spoony said:
Spoony said:
you are nothing but a pillar of salt to me now.
GiggsysGirl said:
but I'd still leap in front of a flying bullet for you
So what difference does it make?
Lights will guide you home...and ignite your bones...and I will try to fix youSpoony said:
I'm an angel in comparison to you.Spoony said:
which is at least worth his salt...hopefullyGiggsysGirl said:
Spoony said:
alright, that was fairly sweet.
you're a pillar of sugar.
It's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hate, it takes guts to be gentle and kind.
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