fecking bollocks thread

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I have some great cheese at home and I'm going to make myself a proper sandwich.
 
jasonrh said:
I like them.

They're great on the grill, especially with a quality spicy barbeque sauce.

Are you Park Ji-Sung in disguise?
 
jasonrh said:
A chihuahua sandwich?

No, this cheese is called 'oscypek' and don't have it's English name. I bet you would like a slice of that.
 
jasonrh said:
I like them.

They're great on the grill, especially with a quality spicy barbeque sauce.

Everything is good on the grill after emptying some bottles of vodka and putting a quality spicy barbeque sauce on it, isn't it?
 
Richter said:
Where can I get that?

South and North Korea, sometimes in Russia.

Import some and express your opinion about it.
 
Sarni said:
Everything is good on the grill after emptying some bottles of vodka and putting a quality spicy barbeque sauce on it, isn't it?

Some bottles of vodka? No wonder that I hear that Polish people drink alot....
 
Sarni said:
South and North Korea, sometimes in Russia.

Import some and express your opinion about it.

Thank I'm going to look into it.
 
Richter said:
Some bottles of vodka? No wonder that I hear that Polish people drink alot....

A few bottles of vodka would be more proper to write.

And yes, Polish people drink a lot.

fecking bollocks.
 
What's up with you lot? Everyone asleep?
 
tomlozza9 said:
:lol: i was busy having an argument with MANCHESTER_BOY, My grandads ukrainian and i have to have a shot of vodka after every sunday lunch with him, Hurts on a sunday lunchtime if you had a big one the night before

Ouch that's probably the last thing I would do after a night out on a Saturday.
 
Ukrainians are decent people, I know some and most of them are top blokes.

Glad to see you back tomlozza9, don't bother yourself by arguing with Manchester Boy, talking fecking bollocks is a better entertainment.
 
Sarni said:
Ukrainians are decent people, I know some and most of them are top blokes.

Glad to see you back tomlozza9, don't bother yourself by arguing with Manchester Boy, talking fecking bollocks is a better entertainment.


Yeh they are really nice people, im the only one in my family who gets on with my grandad to be honest, he is quite mis understood.

Ive stopped the arguments with him now, although he should come in here as he is talkin fecking utter bollocks everywhere else!
 
Obviously Ukrainians are as tough as Poles and most of them are not going to be ashamed by drinking original stuff like Smirnoff etc., especially older ones.

Cherry Wodka is classy, so are cheap wines (you can get a wine here for half a pound). Try to mix them.
 
tomlozza9 said:
Where are you from then? Poland?

Eastern Poland, where many top old-school granddads survived.

I know one old man who is attending every game of our local team, very amusing guy, allegedly mental :smirk:

Pity I don't have granddad anymore :(

Have you ever been to the Ukraine?
 
jasonrh said:
I already explained this.

I am watching her make a table, and making sarcastic comments at her.

It's my way of pitching in.

Typical yank hehe.
 
i am hoping to go this summer, to Lviv, as my grandad is 85 now so its going to be one of his last trips. i am in regular contact with family over there tho via emails.

I have some very good freinds from poland, i use to work with in a hotel. Very fun people, (dont like the few slovakians ive met tho, very serious) use to have many a drinks with the polish from work!

my grandad was in a POW camp in italy towards the end of the war and got the chance to come to england where he met my nan and the rest was history..........
 
tomlozza9 said:
i couldnt be arsed to read through all the fecking bollocks sorry mate.

So you all knackerd from yesterday?

My back is killing me, but it's worth it.

Now we're going to spend the next few days sleeping in and enjoying the money we got.

Thanks for asking. This marriage thing is a great racket. I recommend it to anyone.
 
tomlozza9 said:
i am hoping to go this summer, to Lviv, as my grandad is 85 now so its going to be one of his last trips. i am in regular contact with family over there tho via emails.

Mate, I live 80 kilometres or closer to Lviv, come and have a drink. :smirk:
 
jasonrh said:
My back is killing me, but it's worth it.

Now we're going to spend the next few days sleeping in and enjoying the money we got.

Thanks for asking. This marriage thing is a great racket. I recommend it to anyone.

I work alot of weddings in the hotel, and the amounts of gifts and money you get is good.

Thinking of getting married just so i can do my masters next year
 
Slabber said:
Shouldn't you be boning Julissa?

I would.

No you wouldn't. She'd kill you.

We're taking a break and she's making a table.

PS. Julissa says "Shouldn't you be fisting yourself, Slabbs?"
 
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