fecking bollocks thread

[no_angel]

So now there's not one, but two, fecking bollocks threads? Great!

Surely, no thread can be more fecking bollocks than this one...

Thanks, just thanks, Wizard pillock*!

(*don't mean it)

 

[alonso767]

and the worst part is that the second half has only just started in this thread.

we still got pages to go.

 

[Edgio]

Boom boom.

Basil Brush won the Weakest Link the other night.

 

[alonso767]

 

[MelvinYeo]

 

[ACE1981]

http://www.thebollocks.com/

 

[laura]

Girls who won't post me their pics upset me.

who gives a feck?

 

[ACE1981]

we all seem to like talking about our bollocks

 

[MelvinYeo]

we all seem to like talking about our bollocks

It's the bollocks thread

 

[ACE1981]

at least we not talking about the opposite sex thats a good sign

 

[laura]

at least we not talking about the opposite sex thats a good sign

turning gay is a good sign eh?

 

[ACE1981]

turning gay is a good sign eh?

no just weird posting week [ofcourse im not though]

 

[Sarni]

guess how did i choose smiles

 

[alonso767]

and i presumed to think that this thread couldnt get any more fecking bollocks...

 

[Bearded but no genius]

and i presumed to think that this thread couldnt get any more fecking bollocks...

Such presumptions are fecking bollocks.

 

[French Henry]

I've always pronounced it Pletch-azunga. But with his new location it seems to be Plek-azunga.

Which is right?

If it's Plek then I feel like a part of me died tonight.

 

[Dubai_Devil]

I've always pronounced it Pletch-azunga. But with his new location it seems to be Plek-azunga.

Which is right?

If it's Plek then I feel like a part of me died tonight.

I know, I discovered that fact a while ago. He's just not the same to me anymore.

 

[alonso767]

Such presumptions are fecking bollocks.

your mom was fecking bollocks last night

zing.

 

[Slabber]

That alternative thread is still going. What a bunch of cnuts.

 

[Bearded but no genius]

Plek-azungah?

That's fecking bollocks.

He'll always be Plech to me.

 

[Dubai_Devil]

You mean Pletch, the T has to be in there whether he likes it or not.

 

[Wizard Keyaz]

That alternative thread is still going. What a bunch of cnuts.

It is still strong mate!

Good one!

 

[Wizard Keyaz]

your mom was fecking bollocks last night

zing.

What's this Alonso, what's with the mom calling etc.

I thought that sort of thing was kids play?

 

[original muppet]

That alternative thread is still going. What a bunch of cnuts.

I'm on your side Slabber. It's all fecking bollocks.

 

[ACE1981]

wizard i give up
may it be peace and the little thread war gone

may the peace talks commence

 

[Bearded but no genius]

You mean Pletch, the T has to be in there whether he likes it or not.

This is true.

It's "Pletch" or "feck Off LurkeyBigNose".

"Plek" is just not on. Period.

 

[Wizard Keyaz]

Hey Jas, how are you mate?

 

[Slabber]

Hey Jas, how are you mate?

He prefers Jiz

 

[original muppet]

He prefers Jiz

it's true.

 

[Bearded but no genius]

it's true.

I'm so hurt. I can't believe dear sweet OM would say such things about me.

You've been horribly corrupted by Slabber.

He's full of fecking bollocks.

WK, I'm doing fine. Gonna go watch TV I think, but doing fine.

 

[original muppet]

I'm so hurt. I can't believe dear sweet OM would say such things about me.

You've been horribly corrupted by Slabber.

He's full of fecking bollocks.

I'm an evil muppet now.

 

[manifique]

This is what he is watching right now

http://sinerama.com/oscommerce/product_info.php?products_id=169

dont feel guilty muppet

 

[Wizard Keyaz]

 

[original muppet]

This is what he is watching right now

http://sinerama.com/oscommerce/product_info.php?products_id=169

dont feel guilty muppet

That really hurts. Jason, you're a perv.

 

[Bearded but no genius]

That really hurts. Jason, you're a perv.

You left me, and I was lonely. So I got in my Dalek suit and hired a few "actresses".

Actually, I'm watching the missus gesticulate at me right now and paying half attention to this and to her.

Manufique, admit it. You're a bigger dork than I am. I had never even remotely thought to search the internet for a Dalek porn movie.

How is pinkice, anyway? Does he know you're watching robo-alien porn?

 

[manifique]

You left me, and I was lonely. So I got in my Dalek suit and hired a few "actresses".

Actually, I'm watching the missus gesticulate at me right now and paying half attention to this and to her.

Manufique, admit it. You're a bigger dork than I am. I had never even remotely thought to search the internet for a Dalek porn movie.

How is pinkice, anyway? Does he know you're watching robo-alien porn?

He has his reservations..but humours my inane hobby.

When i say there are like minded anoraks abroad with robot rooms they come round.

 

[Bearded but no genius]

He has his reservations..but humours my inane hobby.

When i say there are like minded anoraks abroad with robot rooms they come round.

Nowt wrong with a robot room.

I think you're just jealous of my enormous collection.

No Dalek porn amongst it.

 

[original muppet]

Daleks are fecking bollocks.

 

[CremboMan]

Daleks are fecking bollocks.

Congratulations on your 1009th post.

 

[Bearded but no genius]