[m1y2]

Yep, he's shit at playing football...and so why aren't you playing for United, and the all time leading scorer for England and...???

I get it, he's declined since his earlier years, but he's not as terrible as people are saying. Managers would not have him in the team if they thought so.

jesus christ how old are you to make this argument??

do me a favour and watch the game before judging him, he's absolutely embarrasing this game, he HASN'T lost the ball only on three occassions, fecking three occassion..

 

[MUFAN79]

Bailly

First game back from injury - bicycle kick attempt on shitty pitch

 

[Stobzilla]

Rooney looks a yard off the pace.

This realisation is about 2 yards off it.

 

[mu4c_20le]

Great defending Mhiki

 

[Loublaze]

Bailly bicycle, nice.

Very Evra like acrobatics

 

[donkeyfish]

Mihitaryan is very solid defensively

 

[Philadelphian]

Young is trying, but he and Blind basically offering no width and leaving our central donkeys all getting in the way of each other trying to Barca their way into the goal.

 

[ThomasEmil]

We've more possession than The Exorcist, yet we're still the team that dceives to deceive.

I see what you did there. Clever.

 

[SirAnderson]

We've more possession than The Exorcist, yet we're still the team that dceives to deceive.

nice one.

 

[Jacky Quacky]

You can see why mou bought miki

 

[Ban]

Cant watch, just tuned in. whats happening?

 

[OB]

The pitch is making Rooney slow..

 

[VeevaVee]

We have so little about us.

 

[Borden]

Cant watch, just tuned in. whats happening?

Nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

 

[top1whoisman]

If by being relaxed you mean complacent, I doubt it. I just hope that they will make an early mistake while parking their bus and will go gung-ho to prove a point. Here's hoping for two nill in our favour.

This is what I expected, they've got nothing to play for and, well, are basically shit.

 

[Summit]

Cant watch, just tuned in. whats happening?

Space Jam has happened to our players.

 

[Marcelinho87]

Zlatan then at Rooney

 

[ThomasEmil]

Why is Ibra running around with the gloves IN his hands, rather than wearing them?

 

[Schmiznurf]

The pitch is making Rooney slow..

Wait, he ate the pitch?

 

[Ban]

Nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

Better than us losing I guess.

 

[Loublaze]

I'm glad it's 0-0 so we don't have to go into an early lead and play to defend the 1-0 in the second half.

 

[Djemba-Djemba]

Been a terrible game

 

[SteveJ]

Mou's having a cow.

 

[Irrational.]

Zorya have no interest in doing anything with the ball other than potentially hitting something against the run of play.

I'll be delighted with a 0-0 and no injuries.

 

[ThomasEmil]

Better than us losing I guess.

Makes no difference at the moment tbf

 

[buckooo1978]

the balance doesn't seem good tonight

think Mata, Ibra and Rooney are all slow and all seem to be having poor games

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Why is Ibra running around with the gloves IN his hands, rather than wearing them?

can't decide which glove goes to which hand

 

[prateik]

We can lose and go through. Just take the important players off. Bring on TFM, Lingard and Fellaini at HT.

 

[Escobar]

Zlatan losing ball after ball

 

[MUFAN79]

Nice try Roo

 

[Loublaze]

I'd take Rooney odd for Lingard

 

[Irrational.]

Lovely effort Rooney.

 

[newgiz]

Herrera has been excellent in this half, can't say the same about his midfield partner though who has been absolutely atrocious.

 

[Drifter]

Simple pass Pogba

 

[Mciahel Goodman]

Great effort.

 

[mu4c_20le]

nice try Wazza

 

[Janson]

Shot!

 

[Catt]

Good effort Rooney.

 

[TrueRed79]

A pub team would be better than us. Absolute state of our players.

 

[prateik]

Pathetic from Pogba. Lazy.
Good strike Rooney.