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vijay said:
Try again
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Ok. I hope your nose gets colonised by stick-insects, which reproduce until they burst into your brain, then out of your skull so you look like a hedgehog, and then in an effort to reach a saucer of milk laid out for you by a compassionate child, you get blinded by the lights of an oncoming car and squashed, and eaten by ants.
 
Slabber said:
Ok. I hope your nose gets colonised by stick-insects, which reproduce until they burst into your brain, then out of your skull so you look like a hedgehog, and then in an effort to reach a saucer of milk laid out for you by a compassionate child, you get blinded by the lights of an oncoming car and squashed, and eaten by ants.
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Slabber said:
Ok. I hope your nose gets colonised by stick-insects, which reproduce until they burst into your brain, then out of your skull so you look like a hedgehog, and then in an effort to reach a saucer of milk laid out for you by a compassionate child, you get blinded by the lights of an oncoming car and squashed, and eaten by ants.
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:lol:
 
Slabber said:
Ok. I hope your nose gets colonised by stick-insects, which reproduce until they burst into your brain, then out of your skull so you look like a hedgehog, and then in an effort to reach a saucer of milk laid out for you by a compassionate child, you get blinded by the lights of an oncoming car and squashed, and eaten by ants.
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That's much better.

Gave me a right chuckle.

Try not to get banned for fighting with vijay, though.
 
jasonrh said:
That's much better.

Gave me a right chuckle.

Try not to get banned for fighting with vijay, though.
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I'm more likely to get knighted.
 
vijay said:
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and I hope your spleen becomes disillusioned with life in your feeble, pustulent, ladyboy body, and makes a break for it through your eyeballs, which explode when you happen to be on a diplomatic trip to Qatar, where the regent happens to take very badly to having his guests explode their eyes at him, and for 40 days has you ritually bludgeoned to the chin with a 10-DVD box set of "Little House on the Prairie," before suffocating you to death with Russell Grant's breasts.
 
Slabber said:
I hope your nose gets colonised by stick-insects, which reproduce until they burst into your brain, then out of your skull so you look like a hedgehog, and then in an effort to reach a saucer of milk laid out for you by a compassionate child, you get blinded by the lights of an oncoming car and squashed, and eaten by ants, and I hope your spleen becomes disillusioned with life in your feeble, pustulent, ladyboy body, and makes a break for it through your eyeballs, which explode when you happen to be on a diplomatic trip to Qatar, where the regent happens to take very badly to having his guests explode their eyes at him, and for 40 days has you ritually bludgeoned to the chin with a 10-DVD box set of "Little House on the Prairie," before suffocating you to death with Russell Grant's breasts.
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Classic. Absolutely classic.

Sir Slabber, SBE.
 
Slabber said:
and I hope your spleen becomes disillusioned with life in your feeble, pustulent, ladyboy body, and makes a break for it through your eyeballs, which explode when you happen to be on a diplomatic trip to Qatar, where the regent happens to take very badly to having his guests explode their eyes at him, and for 40 days has you ritually bludgeoned to the chin with a 10-DVD box set of "Little House on the Prairie," before suffocating you to death with Russell Grant's breasts.
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Originally posted by Slabber
Ok. I hope your nose gets colonised by stick-insects, which reproduce until they burst into your brain, then out of your skull so you look like a hedgehog, and then in an effort to reach a saucer of milk laid out for you by a compassionate child, you get blinded by the lights of an oncoming car and squashed, and eaten by ants.
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:lol:
 
Boys, will you please stop your bickering.

I don't know what thread this has all stemed from, but if it's in the Current Events forum then it's well above me.

Can you not leave your opinions in the Current Events forum and return to the forum in a sane manner?

The forum is a fun and friendly place without fighting.
 
yaps said:
Boys, will you please stop your bickering.

I don't know what thread this has all stemed from, but if it's in the Current Events forum then it's well above me.

Can you not leave your opinions in the Current Events forum and return to the forum in a sane manner?

The forum is a fun and friendly place without fighting.
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Slabber and I reconciled the squabble yesterday, yaps and are on cordial terms

conflict over and done with from both of our perspectives.
 
I remember the days when a good old falling out between posters was encouraged, as opposed to being seen as some sort of problem that needs to be sorted....with lectures and scolding

Sort yourselves out mods

Now, get back to it

The Nazi vs Whatever Flash calls Slabber.....round 2
 
Davo said:
I remember the days when a good old falling out between posters was encouraged, as opposed to being seen as some sort of problem that needs to be sorted....with lectures and scolding

Sort yourselves out mods

Now, get back to it

The Nazi vs Whatever Flash calls Slabber.....round 2
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you are too late Davo...your machiavellian ploy to inspire us to conflict has failed...peace has broken out...good has triumphed over evil...perhaps if you'd arrived earlier... ;)
 
Davo said:
I remember the days when a good old falling out between posters was encouraged, as opposed to being seen as some sort of problem that needs to be sorted....with lectures and scolding

Sort yourselves out mods

Now, get back to it

The Nazi vs Whatever he calls Slabber.....round 2
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Davo? what a gay name i'd say; go feck your self. if you would have ever shown you face vs. me i would have fecking destroyid it. but hey, thats me.
 
Murt has clearly been replaced by some kind of shite echoing program tool. Mind you it's a big improvement on the real thing.
 
peterstorey said:
Murt has clearly been replaced by some kind of shite echoing program tool. Mind you it's a big improvement on the real thing.
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As usual you have it spectacularly wrong

I have a weakness for bullies

I don't like them

I have always been good at recognising 'the bullies' in life , nomatter how much they try to hide their pathetic personalities under a a cloak of intellect or smart words , seeking them out and giving it back big time with interest

You could say it is one of my fortes

There's loads of very decent people on here and with them I enjoy intelligent chat and a bit of banterish fun

It tends to be that these people would be nice to know even if you met them outside of this forum, even if football were not one's main point of discussion.

However there are some odious cnuts , much like you who I never EVER give one slither of ground too - the bullies, the arrogant fecks, who have spent far too much of their lives desperately trying to put one over on other human beings, be it on this forum or outside of it. Distasteful and obnoxious

To those of you I give no quarter, I show no mercy, give me just one mullimetre to squash you, to crush you like a beetle and I will take it.

I will never have a grain of sympathy for the likes of you and your cronies.

You're a dirty evil bastard who enjoys causing hurt to others and for that you are a worthless piece of scum, along with AEBM Dans Cal Inane feck, Arvani and some others

So no you're wrong

You don't understand 'nice' or 'amicable' or agreeable ' do you ? None of the above do, you're far too preoccupied with trying to humiliate those you see as the 'enemy' to bother with nicities

fecking Stone Age savages in my book

Anyone who is nice to me I'm nice back . Anyone who gives me shit I give it back tenfold, and I will never stop

In respect of you and I don't ever expect any decent conversation from me . I know what you are and what you are all about .

I know you .............and because of that I can be assured of being on safe ground in treating you like a piece of shit no matter how you might behave towards me

So you see for all your words you'll never get to me, you're not smart enough for a start

Keep trying though (you might make it into the 1st century AD yet )

Enjoy your cup final
 
Murt said:
As usual you have it spectacularly wrong

I have a weakness for bullies

I don't like them

I have always been good at recognising 'the bullies' in life , nomatter how much they try to hide their pathetic personalities under a a cloak of intellect or smart words , seeking them out and giving it back big time with interest

You could say it is one of my fortes

There's loads of very decent people on here and with them I enjoy intelligent chat and a bit of banterish fun

It tends to be that these people would be nice to know even if you met them outside of this forum, even if football were not one's main point of discussion.

However there are some odious cnuts , much like you who I never EVER give one slither of ground too - the bullies, the arrogant fecks, who have spent far too much of their lives desperately trying to put one over on other human beings, be it on this forum or outside of it. Distasteful and obnoxious

To those of you I give no quarter, I show no mercy, give me just one mullimetre to squash you, to crush you like a beetle and I will take it.

I will never have a grain of sympathy for the likes of you and your cronies.

You're a dirty evil bastard who enjoys causing hurt to others and for that you are a worthless piece of scum, along with AEBM Dans Cal Inane feck, Arvani and some others

So no you're wrong

You don't understand 'nice' or 'amicable' or agreeable ' do you ? None of the above do, you're far too preoccupied with trying to humiliate those you see as the 'enemy' to bother with nicities

fecking Stone Age savages in my book

Anyone who is nice to me I'm nice back . Anyone who gives me shit I give it back tenfold, and I will never stop

In respect of you and I don't ever expect any decent conversation from me . I know what you are and what you are all about .

I know you .............and because of that I can be assured of being on safe ground in treating you like a piece of shit no matter how you might behave towards me

So you see for all your words you'll never get to me, you're not smart enough for a start

Keep trying though (you might make it into the 1st century AD yet )

Enjoy your cup final
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So do you like peterstorey then Murt? ;)
 
Slabber said:
I think it's a quote from Jobup or something.
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my brother is a fecking "girl come here and feck me magnet" dont know why. im more charming, he might be better looking. still. i feck more then him. he is a model, can get some birds from that =/ im still better tough

I woke up, wnt to the mirror. Saw my self, Oh man im good looing! Who do I screw today?
Probably some one better then Slab son of a bitch ber will :D
 
Barbara Charles said:
Wtf got into Murt.
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Sorry BC, its just that

i get so darn pissed! my fecking brother is a ´fecking modell! i think im better looking, he is skunnier though, but im nore goddlooking. am i too fat? i think not :D
he was on a ficking session with ljungberg. cant fecking belive it. Im twice as good looking as them. and i got a bigger willy ;)
i'd say, feck OFF YOU M-feckERS!!

still, i got loads of girls ;)
 
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