FAO Mods regarding Benisi

Donado said:
I had my car stolen today marcos, no smart comments.I bet you jinxed it with an Argentitinian "I hope Donaldo's car gets stolen in India" jinx.

fecking shit year.

Sorry to hear that, Donado.

But your despair will be tempered by the knowledge that I am having a good day, and I have purchased a couple of shirts and a couple of books.

Can I put the voodoo fire out now, Marcos?
 
Donado said:
I had my car stolen today marcos, no smart comments.I bet you jinxed it with an Argentitinian "I hope Donaldo's car gets stolen in India" jinx.

fecking shit year.
i`m sorry to hear that mate

and if i had that power i'll use it to junx chelscum, liverpool, boca
 
No...not a nissan.Suzuki Zen.

Lost two laptops earlier in the year, got my car stolen, my friend died.

Brilliant.I love life.
 
jasonrh said:
Sorry to hear that, Donado.

But your despair will be tempered by the knowledge that I am having a good day, and I have purchased a couple of shirts and a couple of books.

Can I put the voodoo fire out now, Marcos?
not yet, we can use it against the guys who stoled donados car
 
Donado said:
I had my car stolen today marcos, no smart comments.I bet you jinxed it with an Argentitinian "I hope Donaldo's car gets stolen in India" jinx.

fecking shit year.


:lol: :(
 
marcosdeto said:
not yet, we can use it against the guys who stoled donados car
So Donado has decided to pay the ransom, then?

Next Voodoo Fire we set has got to be for Thierry Onree to get athelete's foot. On his forehead.
 
AND I turn 19 in a month.Khizanishvili.

How's tricks jason, Spoons, marcosdetos?
 
Donado said:
No...not a nissan.Suzuki Zen.

Lost two laptops earlier in the year, got my car stolen, my friend died.

Brilliant.I love life.


All of these can be replaced, except your friend who died...you can meet new friends, though, I suppose.

Think about how much life would suck if you didn't have one. ok, that was supposed to be more profound but that's not really my gig.

Big up Donado!
 
Donado said:
AND I turn 19 in a month.Khizanishvili.

How's tricks jason, Spoons, marcosdetos?
you are bitching cause you`l turn 19 in a month?

feck, i`d love to be 19 again, feck around, get drunk, travel ...

enjoy your life mate, don't stop to worry about things that can't be solved

the cemetery is full with guys with "solutions"
 
Donado said:
Thanks Doccy.How's your dog?

cheers, one of them has a bit of a bladder infection but she's fine. they are their normal doggy selves. you have one too, yes?
 
Yeah...he's thinned down after assuming the proportions of a hippo.So thats good.
 
Donado said:
AND I turn 19 in a month.Khizanishvili.

How's tricks jason, Spoons, marcosdetos?

Same old same old.

I had a lucid dream last night. I always have the urge to fly for some reason.
 
Spoony said:
Same old same old.

I had a lucid dream last night. I always have the urge to fly for some reason.

lucid dreaming is way cool, Spoony. We fecked around with it in high-school. Only worked for me once but the shotgun came in handy, stopped that recurring nightmare in its tracks.
 
Donado said:
No...not a nissan.Suzuki Zen.

Lost two laptops earlier in the year, got my car stolen, my friend died.

Brilliant.I love life.

Sorry to hear about you car, Jammy. Yes, I've decided to call you jammy. It reminds me of that Dravid ad, jam-jam-jammy and it's close enough. I learnt how to drive in a Zen and I loved that car.

How'd the match against the Russians go?
 
Everyone means every single person that is not a mod. This place needs cleaning up!
 
Dr. Dwayne said:
lucid dreaming is way cool, Spoony. We fecked around with it in high-school. Only worked for me once but the shotgun came in handy, stopped that recurring nightmare in its tracks.


I've not had one for at least six months, no idea how it came about. . .but I just realised I was dreaming, and was able to take control. Although, I've had better lucid dreams, where I've had more control. But it's uncanny, each time I go lucid, I always get the urge to fly. . .it's really cool.
 
Spoony said:
I've not had one for at least six months, no idea how it came about. . .but I just realised I was dreaming, and was able to take control. Although, I've had better lucid dreams, where I've had more control. But it's uncanny, each time I go lucid, I always get the urge to fly. . .it's really cool.

indeed. sometimes I start running in my dreams and get going so fast I am airborne but it's just above the ground, like my legs liftoff but my torso stays in place...it's way cool..
 
Balloonless said:
Just had a strange pm from benisi

Post it!

We'll check the log in times and associated IP address at the time of posting the PM.
 
Benisi said:
Do you know

Your nickname is an acronym for "Ball-less Loon?"

Rather apt, it has to be said, for you're pretty much that, minus the loon, for which you have neither the talent, nor the intelligence.

And to be fair, you're a fecking moron. So go feck your uncle.

ps. This message was sponsored by the eminent Lord Wancolos

I would point out the obvious, that 'Balloonless is not an acronym for "Ball-less Loon?"

How is that an acronym? fecking retard!!
 
Poor.But then MUR never had any gray cells to speak of.

They're getting bored over in ** again...nothing to talk of except dear old Caf then?
 
They all type like Slabber now Nam...wancolos has suddenly gone from 'eavendough' to 'You're a right bender/spastic/cum guzzler' and the whole Slabbergang is pretty much the same.
 
Donado said:
They all type like Slabber now Nam...wancolos has suddenly gone from 'eavendough' to 'You're a right bender/spastic/cum guzzler' and the whole Slabbergang is pretty much the same.

That's true, but mimicking one liners is quite different from composing a proper sentence/paragraph in English.

It's Slabber.

Hi Slabber.
 
Namliam said:
It isn't Wancolos, his English wasn't that great.

Sounds like something Thomas might do, although again, his command of the English langauge precludes this.

''To be fair, you're a fecking moron'' :lol:

Slabber without a doubt.


It's not Slabber.
 
Donado said:
They all type like Slabber now Nam...wancolos has suddenly gone from 'eavendough' to 'You're a right bender/spastic/cum guzzler' and the whole Slabbergang is pretty much the same.

Did you reply to my Jammy post? I can't remember which thread that was was in.