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This post is exactly why this is funny, Jason. You dredge up posts from weeks ago, ones that clearly stuck in your mind and rankled you, clearly delighted that this staggering find has "outed" me once and for all. Your frothing reaction to these fake blogs was utterly hilarious. I bet you whizzed your mobility scooter into the bedroom to tell "Julissa" all about it.
"JULISSA! GUESS WHAT! Kofi Annan is a nerd called Ben Walker!"
"What now, Jason?"
"Kofi! He's just a nerd after all!"
"Jason, I'm trying to get to sleep."
"But this is HUGE! Wibble was right all along! OMG!"
"For feck's sake. I knew I should have married for love, not money."
I find it amusing that the same people who created an entire persona of Tristan Finkelbury, including diary posts, are now berating us for putting twenty minutes of effort into making you all look like cnuts for the sake of a laugh. You and Wibble have tried to keep Tristan afloat for weeks now, adding little bits of his personality as time goes on. You're like a retarded Brothers Grimm, creating magical dream lands and internet warriors to fill your e-fairy tales.
The humour, from our perspective, comes from knowing that you and Wibble were sitting there in your stained underoos with Cheeto dust stuck in your moustache laughing hysterically because you thought you'd won an internet battle. That's so gay. You're so gay. And last night everyone saw just how fecking monged you are.
Plus, at the end of this all, you still have no idea who I am or what I look like. On the other hand, we all know you're still an obese bearded collector with a shit beard and a repugnant mop of dank, greasy hair combed over like your mother spit on her hand and flattened it down for you.
We had an entertaining evening/morning. And that's why we come here, for a laugh. You go to RedCafe to live out your entire life.
Oh dear.