My rival, who I'm hopelessly adrift of now, has captained Haaland so hoping he blanks.
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My rival, who I'm hopelessly adrift of now, has captained Haaland so hoping he blanks.
Sold Trolley of course 
Lovely. Mitoma and Toney goals ruled out. Now a missed pen.
Late to the party but complete pisstake that fat Frank has dropped Chilwell ffs. Clueless Tory cnut.
Kept Tooney, wonderful.
1 goal disallowed and 1 major chance missed for both Toney and Mitoma. I'm back on form
Assist for Madders surely?!
Thank feck for that.
Trolley so desperate to troll the sellers that nothing will stop him getting a return today.
There you go Tooney, thats better.
March and Henry with the assists, both on the bench obv. Inevitable that Lampard sticks Chilwell on for a one pointer.
Rashford scored 6 points.
Haaland doesn't have to do huge things to match or better that.
Double Newcastle defence was living an insanely charmed life. Var disallowed goal then rare Toney missed pen.
Still managed to let him in though.
Still managed to let him in though.
Took a minus 4 to take Toney out for Haaland. Was always a risk. Rivals have also got Haaland in and captained him so it had to be done. Would have been shitting myself all weekend.
Toney. You are killing me, man
One goal will only get him level so needs two returns to end up ahead.
Christ Raya own goal? Having a mare this week.
March why are you on my bench
Isak my man. Again. 
Chances are that if he scores he'll get in the bonuses and be higher in points.
Maybe but recently he has ended up without bonus when he's scored one. Has had a few 6 points.
At least he starts.
Raya and Toney failed me this week. Toney instead 10 points has 4 and Raya....what to say on that og? Disaster
Haaland starts, time to save my game week
Yeah I need Halaand to do some bits.
Kane goal.
Not what we wanted in the real result, but at least it ticks the points along a bit.
Absolutely unbelievable refusal of VAR to give a pen for Mitoma being trodden on. Although it saved me much cursing about Mac 1st sub.
Not what we wanted in the real result, but at least it ticks the points along a bit.
Absolutely unbelievable refusal of VAR to give a pen for Mitoma being trodden on. Although it saved me much cursing about Mac 1st sub.
Naaaahhhhh
Isak moron. Loses two points for that stupid booking.
Serves you right, fecking fat Frank
This. What is it with these Chelsea managers and the refusal to play their best players.
Hopefully Real dump them out of the CL ASAP.
Maddison is fecking off and never touching my team till he's alive.
Thank feck Captain Watkins scored in the last minute
Yep, Maddison to Saka
Then took his top off so he got booked the tosspot
Never sold Saka so will be Salah for me.
left March and Henry on the bench. those 12 points would have made a massive difference in such a low-scoring week.
Fair, enough as I’m not FH 32, my transfers for the week after will be Haaland and Rashford to Jesus and Salah (unless injuries happen)
39 with captain Haaland, Saka and Gabriel to play. Not bad looking around.
Maddison > City mid after champions league. Leicester are gone if they can't win that fixture.
Maddison > City mid after champions league. Leicester are gone if they can't win that fixture.
That Watkins (C) final seconds goal was a lifesaver. Talk about sweating it to the final seconds
11 points from Pope might help mitigate any damage and put me on a small green again.
Now, I just need to Haaland to blank.
it to the final seconds11 points from Pope might help mitigate any damage and put me on a small green again.
Now, I just need to Haaland to blank.
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Huge luck for anyone insane enough to captain Watkins
Chilwell didn't even get that 1 pointer. Damn that clown Lampard.
At least White at Liverpool isn't exactly a banker cleanie. (Cue him scoring and winning 1-0)
Chilwell didn't even get that 1 pointer. Damn that clown Lampard.
At least White at Liverpool isn't exactly a banker cleanie. (Cue him scoring and winning 1-0)
48 pts
Haaland, Martineli, and Gabriel to go
Haaland, Martineli, and Gabriel to go