Von Mistelroum
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The problem isn't that we're losing, it's not even that we're generally poor. It's that there's no hope.
Yeah that’s the one.Think I seen that the other day aswell actually. The year Scholes pinged one in off the crossbar v Villa. Unreal compilation
Talking as a 34 year old nostalgic fecker, I saw a goal of the season compilation the other day from 2006 (I think). The one where we had that white AIG kit with the black badge. There was about 20 better goals in that than I’ve seen for years. Just unreal volleys or screamers. All I can imagine is Pep moaning at them that they should have passed their way to the byline and cut it back for Haaland.
Football is just so systems based that it’s sucked a lot of joy out of the game. It’s all about overloads and forcing mistakes, footballers are athletes now, individuality and creativity is almost non existent. I don’t know how any neutral can watch a game Premier League football and say it’s more entertaining than it was even 10 years ago.
I’m sure Man City fans are having fun, as are Brentford or any other fans of smaller teams that are doing well, plus the tactics nerds. I pretty much exclusively watch United these days, I have no interest in watching other premier league games for this reason.
Thing is we still play in a way that relies on individual brilliance to win us games when every other team has systems that play around us. I don’t understand why we are stuck in this “United way” when pretty much even the bottom barrel teams are cohesive enough to string together a few passes. We don’t even have the players capable of individual brilliance regularly so when it doesn’t come off we just look like a lost bunch of amateurs. It’s definitely sucked a lot of joy out of football and especially VAR meaning we can barely even celebrate a goal these days. I don’t move a muscle when we score as I’m just expecting it to be checked then chalked off anyway.Talking as a 34 year old nostalgic fecker, I saw a goal of the season compilation the other day from 2006 (I think). The one where we had that white AIG kit with the black badge. There was about 20 better goals in that than I’ve seen for years. Just unreal volleys or screamers. All I can imagine is Pep moaning at them that they should have passed their way to the byline and cut it back for Haaland.
Football is just so systems based that it’s sucked a lot of joy out of the game. It’s all about overloads and forcing mistakes, footballers are athletes now, individuality and creativity is almost non existent. I don’t know how any neutral can watch a game Premier League football and say it’s more entertaining than it was even 10 years ago.
I’m sure Man City fans are having fun, as are Brentford or any other fans of smaller teams that are doing well, plus the tactics nerds. I pretty much exclusively watch United these days, I have no interest in watching other premier league games for this reason.
The problem isn't that we're losing, it's not even that we're generally poor. It's that there's no hope.
VAR can get to feck but that game was exhilarating. Meanwhile United suck the death out of any possible entertainment in any game. Even our rivals must be bored to death of watching us, only tuning in because they get to laugh at how shit we are.I honestly can't tell if it's because it's hard to watch United be this bad, hard to watch United seemingly get the raw rub of the green every single match or if VAR really does ruin everything.
I was thinking of making a website which is just : should I watch united this week, and it says YES if we win and NO if we don't.
There's far better ways to spend a few hours of life than watching this 'product'. The Chelsea Spurs game had something like 21 minutes of VAR reviews. Ponder that - that's broadly the amount of time a ball is in play ina half of football. Spent on instant f*cking replays by referees.
Thing is we still play in a way that relies on individual brilliance to win us games when every other team has systems that play around us. I don’t understand why we are stuck in this “United way” when pretty much even the bottom barrel teams are cohesive enough to string together a few passes. We don’t even have the players capable of individual brilliance regularly so when it doesn’t come off we just look like a lost bunch of amateurs. It’s definitely sucked a lot of joy out of football and especially VAR meaning we can barely even celebrate a goal these days. I don’t move a muscle when we score as I’m just expecting it to be checked then chalked off anyway.
VAR can get to feck but that game was exhilarating. Meanwhile United suck the death out of any possible entertainment in any game. Even our rivals must be bored to death of watching us, only tuning in because they get to laugh at how shit we are.
What is this performative nonsense?
Bingo. It's much worse now. Can't escape it. I'd add that when these players are worth so many millions, it's easier to get annoyed.Liverpool fans had an easier job escaping the misery in the 90's and 2000's. These phones are hard to put down.
I just watched 100 PL goals by Matt le Tissier. He’s a weirdo now but by god what an entertaining footballer he was. How he never went to a big club I will never know.
football was so much more exciting in the 90s and I don’t just mean united either. Most teams tried to play attacking football.
now it’s as dull as dishwater
I deleted my Twitter account because of this exact reason, it’s so fecking miserable and full of those annoying rival banter accounts who’s posts show up on your feed despite not following them.Liverpool fans had an easier job escaping the misery in the 90's and 2000's. These phones are hard to put down.