Glad he didn’t die and all but I hope I never hear him sing again.
Music Eurovision 2018 | We have a winner...
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This is bizarre, how does winning this kitschy bullshit make someone more pretentious?
Have a word with yourself, its a god awful dirge sung by a truly exceptional individual who needs a fecking slap and told to cut out the pathetic wankery.
Get a fecking grip Igor.
Oh god that’s the first time I’ve actually heard Norway. I hate myself
I haven’t seen the show, but she certainly seems distinctive.
Has anyone made anything of themselves after winning Eurovision? I know ABBA did but who else?
The UK entry looks like somebody took a time machine back to the 80s and kidnapped Annie Lennox.
Can only speak for in the UK but Buck Fizz were very successful and Katrina and the Waves did well.
Celine Dion?
I feel like someone's on a wind up when watching this.
I wish I hadn’t sworn to drink less alcohol and could see this wasted 
It's straight up in contention for most detestable song of the millennium.
Look her in the eyes dude.
Celine Dion is the next biggest winner I believe.
How shit must Eurovision be if you don't speak English and/or are heterosexual?
Wouldn't be surprised if Italy get 0 points.
You know their Graham Norton's speak the local language, right?
They'll be strangling themselves with spaghetti here if that happens.
Finland are in with a good shout.
I want Cyprus to win for the legitimate reasons of the singer being super hot and Albanian (although she has created here entire career in Greece, no idea her relations with Cyprus). Either her, or Hungary for screaming like mad men.
I kind of unironically think Italy had the best song...
Nobody on the actual show does. In the past they used to do a line in English, a line in French and whatever. Now it's ALL English.
Hopefully no. Super cheesy and the fecker even brought the violin like last time when he won it.
They just snipe the entire event in the local language.
OMG IT'S THE VOTING!!!
feck why am I nervous? I haven’t even watched it up until now
Nailed on to get 12 points from UK surely? Guessing the same miserable souls that watch this show also are X Factor fans.
That's dark penna, very dark.
My wallet will be very happy if Hungary win (they won’t).
Nothing from Ukraine? Well feck them.
S'alright, it's over-cooked and snaps easily.
nothing from Abzerbi...Azber....Azir.....shove them
Good start.
I dont like this thing where it's just 12 points. This is going to be over in 5 minutes.
Allez!
Can someone quickly explain how this voting happens? I’m confused as feck
Nah, the presenters from each country will be dragging out their 5 seconds of fame.
shiiieeeeettttt