His insta story:
Spot the difference between the United one and the others
Blatantly ran to his wardrobe and pretend to sign some shirts with his sister
Erling Haaland / signs for Dortmund
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Blatantly ran to his wardrobe and pretend to sign some shirts with his sister
The kid is a grade A troll. I'm certain he's either on here, reddit or twitter right now laughing his ass off at the hysteria he has created.
His insta story:
Spot the difference between the United one and the others
What a child and a bastard. With this kind of behaviour, he is not a United character. Fergie wouldnt tolerate this
The black shirt is Bryne, his home village. (Technically a town but don't get the farmers going). Don't think we should put to much thought in this, he did a closed session talking about the latest season to whoever paid to attend, this might be from this event. The money went to a very small club named Rosseland iirc.
why?
Can’t see how anyone would want a football shirt signed by anyone not connected with that club.
Would a Portuguese Benfica fan not be excited about getting Ronaldo to sign his shirt?
The guy is an emerging superstar from the guy’s home town.
I can sort of see the point, but I couldn’t ever do it.
Why do i smell Raiola?
The pictures of him signing the other shirts is actually a cover up. These are his personal shirts that he e.g. traded with CL players this season (a Genk shirt and a Napoli shirt). Sure he is not signing any to them, and there is no writings on them either. Haaland, you naughty boy.
Of course it does.
It says that he didn't plan to post these photos, but he was told / saw the photo of signing a united shirt got leaked, so he decided to cover it by posting on his instagram.
It's either a huge coincidence, or a clue. Why would he feel the need to do that?
Just a rumour from the sun, ignore it. It won't be that high.
Probably that pizza on your breath.
What did De Ligt do that was so wrong?
Is that his dad's Leeds jersey? I'm pretty sure that was the uniform from the late 90s/early 00s and it seems out of place next to the other uniforms from today's teams.
He didn't join United, a team that was not linked to him except for a couple of reddit "ITKs", thus he's a punk.
Best transfer muppetry in years. Genuinely plausible that he’s trying to cover his tracks here by pretending to sign other shirts he has got laying around.
The biggest hint is that there's no Liverpool-shirt in there. This is a done deal.
Did someone really say we were signing him for 76m and then loaning him back?!
Could you imagine how madcap that'd be?
Could you imagine how madcap that'd be?
What a wum
So basically he posts a pic of him signing a United shirt, then tries to cover it up but half asses it by just grabbing a few shirts from his home collection (kit swaps when he played Napoli and Genk, his hometown team in Norway; Bryne FK, and a Leeds kit from when his dad played for them).
I think he's coming. Might all be just wumming the United fans on purpose, but I get a gut feeling he's coming here in January
So basically he posts a pic of him signing a United shirt, then tries to cover it up but half asses it by just grabbing a few shirts from his home collection (kit swaps when he played Napoli and Genk, his hometown team in Norway; Bryne FK, and a Leeds kit from when his dad played for them).
I think he's coming. Might all be just wumming the United fans on purpose, but I get a gut feeling he's coming here in January
Won't definitely be the loan deal because Ole has a chance of not being here post summer so it's important both Haaland & Ole get a chance together in January.
What a wum
So basically he posts a pic of him signing a United shirt, then tries to cover it up but half asses it by just grabbing a few shirts from his home collection (kit swaps when he played Napoli and Genk, his hometown team in Norway; Bryne FK, and a Leeds kit from when his dad played for them).
I think he's coming. Might all be just wumming the United fans on purpose, but I get a gut feeling he's coming here in January
It got leaked elsewhere first. The cover up was instinctive, just like his finishing.
He is not trying to cover up. He is intentionally dropping us a hint, and having a laugh about it.
Yes. It's not even the current Leeds kit! so somebody just so happened to have his dads kit for him to sign? hmmmm.
He just got them out the cupboard
It's so obvious the same guy is holding all the other shirts, same socks in all the pictures.
Yes. Its Napoli and Genk, who he traded after the CL games. Leeds from his dad, and Bryne- his childhood club. All from his cupboard.
this seems reasonably on
Yeah exactly, Raiola has got Haaland and his little sister aged 10 to fake sign a couple of shirts to create this hysteria. That must be exacly what’s happening here. He is probably just outside the frame holding their parents hostage.
Ha ha Haaland. I just made that up.
When will this be announced do we think?
cocks out?
If he was signing for United he wouldn’t bother going to the effort of covering it up.
No deal I’m afraid.
No deal I’m afraid.
Dortmund will announce his signing on Christmas day.
Next time Woody needs a briefing = next time we drop points
It's not a cover up! He is itching to tell the world that he is coming to Utd, but obviously can not put it out that bluntly before it's a done deal and the club announce it, so he is playing this little game, dropping us this hint, while having a laugh.
I want to believe.
Whether he signs for us or not it's a funny reply from him. Already a million times better than the De Ligt saga.
It's something you could explain away easily. Imagine if any of our players were caught signing another shirt.
Tomorrow then? Ah wait no we can only get eliminated. Perhaps over Christmas then. Not a bad Christmas present.
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