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Erling Haaland / signs for Dortmund
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the anti-muppets are starting to get a foot-hold in this thread - not good
I think somehow we have missed out on this one. You would think playing for his idol and mentor over RBL and BVB would be a pull. Oles presser comments didnt fill me with confidence
Muppets in tears
Aye, seems that way.
Remortgaged the house and stuck it on Haaland to United. Free money.
Pfft, the strength of Muppets knows no bounds. They doubters can shout as loud as they want, us Muppets are all still here.
8/1 seems good value even if you think he is more likely to go to Leipzig or United.
It’s not final until his name is in the contract.
He clearly wants the kudos of announcing that himself at a presser with a huge Gollum grin on his face and The Brute next to him
Ole didn't shut the questions down when given opportunity. In fact he was already aware of Halaands 'holiday' - so he's in contact.
I’ve seen that movie
Still, you'll have to give half it to your missus when she divorces you, so it's not all upside...
Of course he would know.
Why do people believe in everything Ole says so literally? that cheeky smile told you more than his words and He didn't rule out Haaland to ManUnited. He told us He knows a lot about Haaland who's on holiday. It's a wrong plane We're tracking but Haaland will still join us. Muppets have faith.
Wrong plane, it's okay, We'll get it right next time, when the time has come.
Wrong plane, it's okay, We'll get it right next time, when the time has come.
Does she know about the affair?
Haaland is on holiday in Lancashire. The Vale of Bowland is lovely
If he doesn't sign for us then serious questions need to be asked about why Ole is so knowledgeable about where a teenage boy is going for his Christmas holidays.
You should be a journalist
I don't need a qualification to call people nonces on the internet.
You arguably don't need qualification to be a journalist either these days, tbf...
It’s certainly a fair question.
No, certainly not for the sort of nonce-based sleuthing I specialise in. Really it's only me and ol' Musky at the moment and, tbh, I sort of feel like he's given us a bad name.
so he's joining FC Copenhagen now? bit of a coup for them.
ffs
Alleged nonces
Is he still classed as a minor??
Anyhow, is it time to unzip yet or am i a bit premature?
Anyhow, is it time to unzip yet or am i a bit premature?
He's a bit ugly isn't he? Maybe he can be our Harry Kane then with a bit of luck.
If you want a minor to unzip to, you’re in the wrong forum.
Ask Gary Glitter maybe he can help
https://www.nettavisen.no/sport/erling-braut-haaland-ryktene-avkreftes-av-salzburg/3423899460.html
Guess no more developments before Christmas then.
Guess no more developments before Christmas then.
Come on! Ugly maybe but the Harry Kane comparisons are a bit too far!
It’s what Ole said but no one takes any notice
This is getting booring. Haaland this haaland that, pogba this pogba that. Raiola is the man behind this circus.
Blablabla, make up your mind and move along.
Blablabla, make up your mind and move along.
Saw him celebrating goals in the warm up before a game, this is the mentality we need.
An anti-muppet and a newbie. Don’t waste your posts in this thread.
Probably not the best choice of questions to ask in the same post.
Damn,
That's why I'm not a proof reader...
Looks like unzipping is a bit premature though....
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