Draft About Nothing

[Enigma_87]

Also I’m accepting offers now for everyone bar Baggio, Conti and Cruyff.

 

[GodShaveTheQueen]

Neither did I. I wanted to trade him to you for Iniesta.

Should have taken him at 80 considering u were offering 60 plus Breigel later. We paid a 100 mn premium amount for Gullit technically (70mn Iniesta + 30 cash) but was worth for our setup.

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

@Isotope decided on Henry offer?

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

Should have taken him at 80 considering u were offering 60 plus Breigel later. We paid a 100 mn premium amount for Gullit technically (70mn Iniesta + 30 cash) but was worth for our setup.

In hindsight, yeah.

But Iniesta plus Cash is way too much for Gullit.

 

[Jim Beam]

I’m financing Cruyff. Onenil gets Romario.

Also I’m accepting offers now for everyone bar Baggio and Cruyff.

Wait a bit. Your deal with @oneniltothearsenal was Baggio + 90 for Romario without Domenghini.

@oneniltothearsenal gets Cruyff

@Indnyc gets 120 + Carvalho

Is this correct? (bloody redknapps)

 

[Enigma_87]

Wait a bit. Your deal with @oneniltothearsenal was Baggio + 90 for Romario without Domenghini.

@oneniltothearsenal gets Cruyff

@Indnyc gets 120 + Carvalho

Is this correct? (bloody redknapps)

Onenil gets Romario. I get Baggio +90m. Then spend 120m on Cruyff and Indnyc gets also Carvalho.

 

[green_smiley]

Reported for dodgy deals

 

[Jim Beam]

@Indnyc confirm this from your side, you approved Cruyff for 120 million + Carvalho to onenil.

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

Onenil gets Romario. I get Baggio +90m. Then spend 120m on Cruyff and Indnyc gets also Carvalho.

Briegel plus 30m for Baggio?

 

[harms]

Onenil gets Romario. I get Baggio +90m.

 

[Enigma_87]

Briegel plus 30m for Baggio?

I don’t think I can bring more players in. Can only sell 1.

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

I don’t think I can bring more players in. Can only sell 1.

40m for Baggio?

 

[Jim Beam]

@Indnyc confirm this from your side, you approved Cruyff for 120 million + Carvalho to onenil.

Also, @oneniltothearsenal please confirm it too. After all, your initial offer was 120 + Carvalho/Tostao for Cruyff to @Indnyc. This is just Carvalho going to him. That was never on the table from you.

 

[green_smiley]

Rivera + 60m for Cruyff still stands @Indnyc

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

Also, @oneniltothearsenal please confirm it too. After all, your initial offer was 120 + Carvalho/Tostao for Cruyff to @Indnyc. This is just Carvalho going to him. That was never on the table from you.

This is done per Indnyc...

Sold for Carvalho

@Šjor Bepo Carvalho + 120m for Cruyff

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

@Enigma_87 40m for Baggio.
@Isotope 40m for Henry. (Can throw in Torres too)

 

[Jim Beam]

This is done per Indnyc...

Yes, and he was selling to @oneniltothearsenal. If am willing to sell to Bayern, doesn't mean am willing to sell to another club.

once both parties tag a member of the committee about the deal then its official and there is no going back.

Also, this is practically a three-way deal. So, need confirmation from all three sides (we have enigma). That's at least my opinion, you will soon hear the final stance.

 

[Isotope]

@Enigma_87 40m for Baggio.
@Isotope 40m for Henry. (Can throw in Torres too)

How much would you sell Briegel for?

 

[GodShaveTheQueen]

S. Mazzola for 50m to harms
@Šjor Bepo

Since both parties need to tag

@Šjor Bepo

 

[Enigma_87]

40m for Baggio?

Sorry mate, I’ll most probably keep Baggio at any price.

Hazard is available if you want a tricky winger.

And Domenghini for free as I need to make space.

 

[Enigma_87]

Yes, and he was selling to @oneniltothearsenal. If am willing to sell to Bayern, doesn't mean am willing to sell to another club.



Also, this is practically a three-way deal. So, need confirmation from all three sides (we have enigma). That's at least my opinion, you will soon hear the final stance.

Yeah very complicated deal at the end.

If I didn’t splash 10m on the lottery probably would’ve been a lot quicker.

We can wait for all parties to confirm again before Oliver Norwood is briefed.

 

[oneniltothearsenal]

Wait a bit. Your deal with @oneniltothearsenal was Baggio + 90 for Romario without Domenghini.

@oneniltothearsenal gets Cruyff

@Indnyc gets 120 + Carvalho

Is this correct? (bloody redknapps)

No you misunderstood, @Enigma_87 has it right and this was confirmed by all three parties to my knowledge last night

 

[Jim Beam]

Ok, go ahead.

 

[Indnyc]

@Indnyc confirm this from your side, you approved Cruyff for 120 million + Carvalho to onenil.

Confirmed

 

[Jim Beam]

1. Indy (+170m) 1) J. Cruyff 2) Rivaldo 3) M. Hummels 4) M. Rojo 5) D. Rocastle (AM9) 6) A. Cole 7) R. Carvalho
2. Onenil (-90m) 1) Zico 2) R. Baggio 3) Felix 4) Tostao 5) Cafu (AM9) 6) R. Carvalho 7) Romario
3. Big Dunk 1) M. van Basten 2) D. De Rossi 3) Everaldo 4) E. Albertosi 5) F. De Napoli (PP) 6) F. Hierro
4. Physio- 1) G. Muller 2) A. Robben 3) H. Schumacher 4) S. Batista 5) 5) J-C. Oblitas (JLingz) 6) E. Abidal
5. MSTQ (+20m) 1) L. Matthaus 2. F. Gento 3) L. Riva 4) S. Mazzola 5) J. Zanetti (JLingz) 6) A. Iniesta 7) R. Gullit
6. Zlatan (-15m) 7 1) F. Rijkaard 2. Neymar 3) P. Lahm 4) L. Biglia 5) T. Brolin (#PP) 6) W. Rooney 7) R. Donadoni
7. Himannv 1) Ronaldinho 2) D. Villa 3) E. Garay 4) E. Perez 5) P. Rocha (AMP) 6) L. Modric
8. Isotope 1) F. Puskás 2) C. Seedorf 3) Pumpido 4) R. Palacio 5) Zambrotta (JLingz) 6) T. Henry
9. green_smiley (+30m) 1) R. Gullit 2) J. Giles 3) M. Bertini 4) G. Rivera 5) S. Reuter (PP) 6) Y. Djorkaeff 7) A. Iniesta
10. Berbasloth 1) R. Keane 2) Z. Ibrahimovic 3) S. Romero 4) P. Zabaleta 5) A. Di Livio (AM9) 6) M. Essien
11. Skizzo 1) Z. Zidane 2) T. Müller 3) R. Bonisegna 4) C. Kramer 5) L. Sharpe (AM9) 6) S. Eto'o
12. Moby 1) M. Platini 2) L. Suarez 3) A. Schurrle 4) F. Gago 5) Vava (AM9) 6) Lucio
13. p-nut 1) L. Thuram 2) K. De Bruyne 3) B. Howedes 4) M. Klose 5) Eder (#PP) 6) R. Sterling
14. harms (-85m) 1) G. Best 2) D. Alves 3) M. Ozil 4) J. Boateng 5) R. Donadoni (#PP) 6) H. Kane 7) A. Cole 8) S. Mazzola
15. Enigma (-30m) 1) Romario 2) E. Hazard 3) A. Domenghini 4) P. Mertesacker 5) B. Conti (#PP) 6) V. Candela 7) R. Baggio 8) J. Cruyff
16. EAP 1) Xavi 2) F. Torres 3) K-H. Rummenigge 4) H-P. Briegel 5) M. Zagallo (JLingz) 6) S. Busquets

Block List: Ronaldo, Cristiano, Messi, Pele, Maradona, Di Stefano, Beckenbauer, Neeskens, Passarella, Kohler, Krol, Moore, Carlos Alberto, Nesta, Scirea, Facchetti, Batistuta, Garrincha, Figueroa, Eusebio, Charlton, Baresi, Maldini, Mascherano, Rivelino, Rugerri, Aguero, Neuer, Brehme, Rosato, Schweinsteiger, Kroos, Forster, Clodoaldo



Think that's it.

Some "Sheikh Mansour" level of shit. Am impressed.

 

[oneniltothearsenal]

@Jim Beam edit post to strike out Baggio from my list

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

Can't take this offer, Edgar. Not when Cruyff goes for 120m + Carvalho.

Counter offer?

 

[Šjor Bepo]

Done Deals:
Ashley Cole(Indy) - Harms 50M
Ruud Gullit() - MSTQ 30M + Andres Iniesta
Roberto Donadoni(Harms) - Zlatan 15M
Sandro Mazzola(Michael) - Harms 50M

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

Romario(Enigma) - Onenil 90M + Roberto Baggio + Ricardo Carvalho
Johan Cruyff(Indy) - Enigma 120M + Ricardo Carvalho

Ruined the while transfer market.

 

[Himannv]

Only just logged in and saw all this crazyness.

 

[GodShaveTheQueen]

Romario(Enigma) - Onenil 90M + Roberto Baggio + Ricardo Carvalho
Johan Cruyff(Indy) - Enigma 120M + Ricardo Carvalho

As per above, Enigma bought Baggio, Carvalho and Cruyff in the same window. That is 3 players. He did offload Carvalho later, but it was still after buying him.

Rules are that you cant sell more then 2 players nor you can buy more then 2 players

Void the deal
Is Sjor Bepo code name for Sepp Blatter?

cc: @Edgar Allan Pillow

 

[Enigma_87]

Done Deals:
Ashley Cole(Indy) - Harms 50M
Ruud Gullit() - MSTQ 30M + Andres Iniesta
Roberto Donadoni(Harms) - Zlatan 15M
Sandro Mazzola(Michael) - Harms 50M
Romario(Enigma) - Onenil 90M + Roberto Baggio + Ricardo Carvalho
Johan Cruyff(Indy) - Enigma 120M + Ricardo Carvalho

Jesus fecking Christ....can all parties check if this is it?

Almost. I’ve bought Baggio from onenil, but Carvalho was directly packaged to Indy.

To in essence Romario was traded for Baggio + cash, then Cruyff was bought for cash + Carvalho in a three way deal. Onenil spent 90m and I’ve added 30 more for Cruyff deal so the calculations seems correct.

 

[GodShaveTheQueen]

but Carvalho was directly packaged to Indy.

Cruyff was bought for cash + Carvalho in a three way deal.

So Onenil sold Carvalho to Indy and got 0 mn in return as part of the 2nd deal?

From the OP

there are no free agents obviously

This is corruption

 

[Enigma_87]

So Onenil sold Carvalho to Indy and got 0 mn in return as part of the 2nd deal?

From the OP



This is corruption

It's a three way deal, contingent on those players moving. Onenil offered Carvalho directly to Indy, so he didn't change hands.

At the end of the deal onenil is -90m and I'm -30m. I've bought two and offloaded 1. Onenil bought 1 and offloaded 1, Indy bought 1 and offloaded 1.

Not sure why I bother with you, but it can be 110m+ Carvalho 80+ Baggio if it makes you feel more comfortable or 120m part exchange with Carvalho for Cruyff - Carvalho isn't a free agent moving to Indy as he has a value in that deal... All three parties confirmed that they wanted to move those players..

 

[Enigma_87]

Ruined the while transfer market.

Surprised you didn't take 100m for Kalle.

 

[GodShaveTheQueen]

Onenil offered Carvalho directly to Indy, so he didn't change hands.

And what did onenil get paid for it as part of the 2nd deal?

Carvalho isn't a free agent moving to Indy as he has a value in that deal

Value for Indy. What's the value for seller onenil in second deal?

Not sure why I bother with you,

Oh don't bring that into this. I have presented a point in a civilized manner.

Edit: I don't mind the transfer, but it's a good puzzle to solve whether it is within the rules or not.

 

[Enigma_87]

And what did onenil get paid for it as part of the 2nd deal?


Value for Indy. What's the value for seller onenil in second deal?



Oh don't bring that into this. I have presented a point in a civilized manner.

Edit: I don't mind the transfer, but it's a good puzzle to solve whether it is within the rules or not.

like this?

I got Gullit. Cruyff is still between you and Cnutigma

If you have issues with the dealings, take it to the mods.

 

[GodShaveTheQueen]

like this?


If you have issues with the dealings, take it to the mods.

That was a joke man. And a completely different post not even in this context. Jesus, forget it

And I did post it to the mods after which you posted.

 

[Šjor Bepo]

this is shady as feck, we need to discuss those deals a bit

 

[Šjor Bepo]

As usual scrappy ruins it. Here is the decision and that decision is final. Iff all 3 parties agree to bribe the committee with 10M each we will let the deals through, if not all deals involving the shady trio are down.
@oneniltothearsenal @Enigma_87 @Indnyc