[RonaldoVII]

Tight to get through when they have 9 defenders. We need to be quick and accurate.

 

[sunama]

No, I mean just Martial. I remember a bit more burst in his game, he looks to be a step slower than I remember earlier in the season

Yeah dude, That's what I am saying. All our players have adopted the zombie style of slow play.
It's not just him (Martial)...its all our players.

 

[FCBarca]

Website where you can order takeaways in your locality.

That's brilliant, cheers

 

[SqueakyWeasel]

What does 'Just Eat' refer to?

It's in honour of our star defensive midfielder Fellatio

 

[minoo-utd]

Unbelievable. Shocking. Cnuts. Never worth wearing United shirt.

 

[Irrational.]

The build up play is shocking

Pass, pass, pass, lose the ball.

 

[Dobba]

How is Lingard playing instead of Memphis or Januzaj? He's both older and worse than both

Have any of them done anything worth a starting place? It's like putting three STDs in an order of preference.

 

[justboy68]

What does 'Just Eat' refer to?

A godsend of a website.

 

[sunama]

Those in England, in case you are watching a dodgy stream, you can go to iplayer OR watch it live on the telly.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

It's in honour of our star defensive midfielder Fellatio

Or to make Rooney feel at home.

 

[Man of Steel]

He's carrying the effect of being castrated by LvG.

I think that is part of the fillossofy, all attacking playersh must be eunuchs... it stops them being distracted by attractive ladies in the front row at games and makes better for posheshun .

 

[Hed Zitin]

So much waffle in front of the box.

 

[Im red2]

Just seen Woodward there, so he is still alive.

 

[Irish_Red]

Borthwick Jackson best player so far for me. Says it all really

 

[vidic blood & sand]

Bobby charlton looked like he was at funeral.

 

[pauldyson1uk]

Do you choose the team you want or the team you think he'll pick?

The team I think he will pick, really thought tonight he would rest a couple and put a couple of youngsters in.

 

[Mystry]

Wow

 

[Spoony]

Rooney!

 

[Irrational.]

What a goal from Rooney!

 

[RonaldoVII]

Lovely goal from Rooney

 

[Summit]

great goal by the roon

 

[Walters_19_MuFc]

Fecking class

 

[Hed Zitin]

Oh class!

 

[Sied]

Beautiful Wazza!!!!!!!

 

[Mciahel Goodman]

What a fecking goal.

 

[ha_rooney]

Brilliant!!

 

[Ødegaard]

Sleep-inducing football. Shocker.

 

[sunama]

Hurrah!!!!
1-0 MUFC, Rooney.

 

[arthurka]

I cannot watch more Fellaini in this lifetime. Let him go you stubborn Dutch bastard..

 

[Hernandez - BFA]

Peach.

 

[Earthquake]

What a goal from Rooney!

 

[Raw]

WHAT A GOALLL

 

[Antisocial]

We scored?

 

[manufanatic]

OH my

 

[hobbers]

Rooooooooneeey.

 

[diarm]

Cracker!

 

[ShakeUnBake]

Nice! Get in!

 

[prateik]

Excellent excelletn goal
The bend was beautiful.
Could see it going in in slow motion.

 

[ChaddyP]

what a peach

 

[Dargonk]

Very nicely struck from Rooney