buchansleftleg
Full Member
We will buy some 17 year old "wonderkid" that the club assure us has been the talk of Europe and courted by the biggest clubs. They will get one run out in the milky cola cup and never be heard of again until they quietly are sold to Brentford.
We will loan out Tuanzebe and a week later 4 of our remaining centrebacks will get long term niggling injuries.
Lukaku will be sold after the UK Deadline has closed and we will be told that we continue to "invest in youth" and have every confidence in Rashford / Martial / Greenwood*
* insert name as appropriate as they go through inevitable barren spell where they can't buy a goal.
We will loan out Tuanzebe and a week later 4 of our remaining centrebacks will get long term niggling injuries.
Lukaku will be sold after the UK Deadline has closed and we will be told that we continue to "invest in youth" and have every confidence in Rashford / Martial / Greenwood*
* insert name as appropriate as they go through inevitable barren spell where they can't buy a goal.