We'll never forget you
Danke Ralf
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Who?
Ralf Wiggum
I geg-geg-gegenpress you.
Ralf Little is one of the greats of the silver screen. Much respect.
Streets won’t forget
Ra Ra Ralph Rangnick
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He needed a pre-season and a squad fit for his needs to succeed, he had neither.
And he didn't have any of his own staff. He must be wondering why he bothered.
Talk about delusional, jesus.
Ralf in a meeting with the board presented himself as the man turn us around without a pre-season and new players.
If he needed a pre-season and a different squad then he was completely disingenuous.
I highly doubt he would have been hired as the interim if he said I can't do a good job without a pre-season and new players.
Yeah thanks a lot dude.
Wreck-It followers gone quiet. I would've thought they'd have flocked in here to bid their last farewell? Oh well. 
I loved him throwing everyone under the bus.
Thanks very much for your honesty, Ralf. Sorry the board, club staff and players are mostly complete idiots
Er, thanks for the dossier, for all the good it will do.
No hard feelings towards Ralf. At the end of the day, he joined a shitshow, got no backing, and lost half his attacking options in the space of a few weeks....it was always destined to fail.
I do like the guy and think he would have been good to have as a consultant, but we gotta move on. Best of luck in Austria you mad german fecker!
I do like the guy and think he would have been good to have as a consultant, but we gotta move on. Best of luck in Austria you mad german fecker!
Hope he spills some more insider stuff about the players. bastards are getting away scot-free.
Danke for nothing
Bet Austria will be good now
I thought dank was an astute observation, meaning unpleasantly damp and cold.
Then realised there was an "e" on the end and it was a German word.
Then realised there was an "e" on the end and it was a German word.
He'll probably oversee a year or 2 of breathtakingly average performances, while making loads of comments about everything that is wrong and how the whole system needs overhauling.
What an absolute joke of a human being if he doesn't win the world cup with Austria.
My eyes need diapers.
Thanks for your honesty and integrity Ralf, it won't be forgotten even if your poor coaching stint will.
He should have been appointed DOF with Carrick remaining as interim coach. That's what a sensibly run club would have done.
He should have been appointed DOF with Carrick remaining as interim coach. That's what a sensibly run club would have done.
Pointless for both parties in the end
Ralf leaving United
If this was the plan it's absolutely bonkers.
Danke und auf Wiedersehen.
Danke und auf Wiedersehen.
Ralf was a good man...
Danke Ralf. Sorry that we're run by morons.
This has got me hyped! When does he start?
Is it 'danke für nothing' or 'danke vor nothing'?
And would nothing have to be capitalized?
And would nothing have to be capitalized?
Hope he got to have that conversation with Erik before he left.