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*Goes off in search of vino and some supper*
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He couldn't predict the lottery so what makes him think he can write about God n' shit??
He couldn't predict the lottery so what makes him think he can write about God n' shit??
I hate it when people say stuff like this. Dan Brown's flaws as an author don't just go away because AlwynP couldn't write a better book.
He has to be rich as feck
The problem is that he treats readers as idiots. He's made a formula for making books, you see the twists coming from far off, and he's rich off it.
It's a matter of jealousy and standards, for me ;P
Ok, here's some flaws I noticed when I read Da Vinci Code / Angels and Demons*
- One trick pony - he came up with a succesful plot in one book and has blatantly ripped it off in every book since.
- Really really poor use of language. He has the most restricted vocabulary of any author I've ever read. Keep an eye out for stock descriptive phrases that pop up ad infinitum throughout the book. It's like reading something written by a 12 year old.
- Hackneyed two-dimensional characterisation. Every character is his book is cliched to the point of caricature.
Ok, so that's three, not five. I would probably need to have a quick browse through one of his books to come up with a few more. Point two is unforgiveable for me though. A writer who can't actually write.
*Yeah, i know. Why read his books if you think he's shit? In my defence, I read them on a sailing trip where I under-estimated the amount of books I would need and ended up reading everything else that other people had brough with them. I ended up reading diesel engine maintenance manuals by the end of the trip.
Ok, here's some flaws I noticed when I read Da Vinci Code / Angels and Demons*
- One trick pony - he came up with a succesful plot in one book and has blatantly ripped it off in every book since.
- Really really poor use of language. He has the most restricted vocabulary of any author I've ever read. Keep an eye out for stock descriptive phrases that pop up ad infinitum throughout the book. It's like reading something written by a 12 year old.
- Hackneyed two-dimensional characterisation. Every character is his book is cliched to the point of caricature.
Ok, so that's three, not five. I would probably need to have a quick browse through one of his books to come up with a few more. Point two is unforgiveable for me though. A writer who can't actually write.
*Yeah, i know. Why read his books if you think he's shit? In my defence, I read them on a sailing trip where I under-estimated the amount of books I would need and ended up reading everything else that other people had brough with them. I ended up reading diesel engine maintenance manuals by the end of the trip.
When world-famous Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon is summoned to the Dome of the Rock to analyze a mysterious geometric form—drawn on a calling card next to the mangled body of the head docent—he discovers evidence of the unthinkable: the resurgence of the ancient cult of the Quintinati, a secret branch of the United States Postal Service that has surfaced from the shadows to carry out its legendary vendetta against its mortal enemy, Zappos.com.
Langdon's worst fears are confirmed when a messenger from the Quintinati appears at the Shrine of the Book to deliver a macabre ultimatum: Cease production of the Asphalt Trail Tall Boot, or face the worst cyber attack in history. With the countdown under way, Langdon joins forces with the statuesque and charming daughter of the murdered docent in a desperate bid to crack the code that will reveal the cult's secret plan.
Embarking on a frantic hunt, Langdon and his companion follow a 900-year-old trail through Jerusalem's most historic statues and venerable buildings, pursued by a Romanian assassin the cult has sent to thwart them. What they discover threatens to expose a conspiracy that goes all the way back to Benjamin Franklin and the very founding of the United States Postal Service.
The Crow Road by Iain Banks is a brilliant combination of humour, human drama and mystery. Easy to read but incredibly well written plus managing to be suspenseful and funny at the same time. Plus it has the best opening line of any book ever "It was the day that my Grandmother exploded".
You could just have described JK Rowling there, too.
She's like Dostoevsky compared to this gimp.
I fecking hate Harry Potter books too, for the record. Great for kids to read but I'm filled with a burning rage when I see grown men reading them on the tube.
I just ordered this.
It is a great read. I hope you enjoy it.
I am about half way through, love it, and I am not a big book reader really.
But that is why Dan Brown is so succesful, people like me actually make the effort to go and buy his books, as we enjoy his work so much. Couldnt really care what anyone else thinks.
Good point, well made.
Reading Dan Brown books > not reading at all.
Hopefully reading and enjoying his books will get you into reading in general. There's loads of great stuff out there which is just as fast-paced and easy to read, only even more interesting and a lot better written.
You could do a lot worse than start with Wibble's recommendation. Either that or The Wasp Factory, by the same author. It's filthy, dark and hilarious and just as addictive to read as any Dan Brown book. IMHO of course.
Good point, well made.
Reading Dan Brown books > not reading at all.
Hopefully reading and enjoying his books will get you into reading in general. There's loads of great stuff out there which is just as fast-paced and easy to read, only even more interesting and a lot better written.
You could do a lot worse than start with Wibble's recommendation. Either that or The Wasp Factory, by the same author. It's filthy, dark and hilarious and just as addictive to read as any Dan Brown book. IMHO of course.
The Crow Road by Iain Banks is a brilliant combination of humour, human drama and mystery. Easy to read but incredibly well written plus managing to be suspenseful and funny at the same time. Plus it has the best opening line of any book ever "It was the day that my Grandmother exploded".
Re Dan Brown, all you need to do is watch this - specifically about 1m 40s (but watch it all, and the rest of the series)
Holiday's a great time to read. Try one of the Ian Banks books. You won't regret it.
Any imparticular mate?
I prefer the stuff he writes as "Iain M Banks" (Sci Fi). But his "Iain Banks" stuff is also great.
The Wasp Factory was his first and bet novel outside of the sci fi world.
The Player of games is my favourite sci fi of his.
I am about half way through, love it, and I am not a big book reader really.
But that is why Dan Brown is so succesful, people like me actually make the effort to go and buy his books, as we enjoy his work so much. Couldnt really care what anyone else thinks.
Any imparticular mate?